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I noticed everyone on my team had skills in eating bananas but only some were skilled in Scala. We should only use bananas for new projects.

$ export EDITOR=rm

This is how our system works. pic.twitter.com/7iFgeuwzTc

When you're dead, everyone's sad but you. Same shit when you're stupid.

One reason I prefer science is because you almost never hear about brutal murderous rampages caused by differing scientific views.

@aslakknutsen github.com/judofyr/temple…

Nothing wrong with pre-playing if pre-purchasing is a thing too.

"Better development skills decrease system complexity (good engineers create less complex systems)."

There's nothing like tight keming to make a design look dean and modem.

If I was a unicorn, I'd never be angry

Things to try when fixing a bug: 1. Google 2. Stack Overflow 3. Documentation ... 8277. Disturb your co-worker who has headphones in

This is why kerning matters in typography pic.twitter.com/33ikGskyb8

@nicck If you are confused, you must refactor.

The cake is a lie!

@ab0cha пей жидкость. Много. Я тут одному насоветовал, он перестал болеть и хвалит меня при случае.

И когда мне уже показалось, что я завязал, они снова меня туда затащили!