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@DurkioWiz This is me

“My husband went to barb his hair and came back without barbing his hair & I asked why, he said cuz his barber travelled cuz his father di3d, I told him to go to another & he refused saying it doesn’t work like that” —-Nigerian lady in shock about Men’s loyalty to their barbers

@designbyMO In one of my previous job, the CFO called me at past 4 in the morning. I didn't answer, went to his office to inquire why he called by that time of the morning, only to tell me his computer did not come up. Right there, I told him not to call me again after closed of business.

My boss once called me by 11PM asking for a document that wasn’t urgent. That was when I realized: Some workplaces only respect boundaries when you enforce them. Being hardworking doesn’t mean being available 24/7. Have you experienced this? #OfficeLife #WorkBoundaries

@muthoni_njakwe Amen

Dear God, Thank You for the gift of this Saturday. Thank You for life, for health, and for the grace that has carried us through the week. You are faithful, loving, and ever-present, and we honor You this morning for who You are. As we step into this day, we commit ourselves, our plans, and our thoughts into Your able hands. Go before us and order our steps. Align our hearts with Your will, and grant us clarity where there has been confusion. We pray for favor in every place our feet will step today. Open doors that no man can shut, and close every door that is not from You. Protect us from harm, from evil, and from every wrong decision. Lord, help us to walk in wisdom, humility, and love. Let our lives reflect Your goodness and grace in all that we do. May we be a blessing to others, and may everything we do today bring glory to Your name. In Jesus’ name, we pray

@Gbemilekhe @BiyiToluwalase Na Ai

@BiyiToluwalase @ukemereal na why I no dey take una seriously be this

Once again, Chelsea FC are the biggest liars and gaslighters in football history. For 17 years, they have been consistently peddling a lie and trying to rewrite history and brainwash an entire generation of fans into believing they were victims.

@OlawaleOlanir12 You want to Whatsapp someone's test result and voicenote! What the hell. What happens to confidentiality. Just wow

“There are a lot of people with HIV in ilorin currently. I have many patients there and i think it was brought in from overseas by girls that went to work as servant in Saudi” Just saw this i decide to share pls my people protect yourself at all costs This is not a banter thing Watch the video

@AdiahaUkanafun @Thinna_Bodi Welcome Adiaha

Hey guys 🫢🫢 Where are my Akwa Ibom peeps at Adiaha Ukanafun is here💃💃💃💃💃

@emex2rhyme lol

@ukemereal Omo

hello old friend

@salvodanholland @salvationarmyuk @LondonMarathon This is very beautiful. Well done

An awesome day cheering on team @salvationarmyuk @LondonMarathon #londonmarathon

@muthoni_njakwe Amen and Amen

Dear God, Thank You for the gift of life and for Your mercies that are new every morning. You are our refuge, our provider, and our ever present help. In You, we find peace, strength, and assurance. Today, we place this day in Your hands. Order our steps according to Your will and align our hearts with Your purpose. Fill us with Your wisdom and grant us discernment in all we do. Let Your Spirit guide our thoughts, our words, and our actions, that everything about us may reflect Your love and grace. We speak blessings over this day - blessings of peace, favor, provision, and divine protection. We declare that we walk in Your favor, and that no weapon formed against us shall prosper, for we are hidden in Christ. May our efforts be fruitful, our paths be clear, and our lives remain aligned with Your will. Let everything You have purposed for us come to pass. In Jesus’ Name, we pray

@muthoni_njakwe Amen

Dear God, Thank You for the precious gift of life and the blessing of this new week. Gracious God, as we step into this Monday, we ask for Your manifested presence. Go ahead of us and make every crooked path straight. Open doors of opportunity, those You have ordained for us. Disconnect us from distractions, delays, and anything that pulls us away from purpose, and realign us with Your will for our lives. Grant us divine strategies, insight, wisdom, and understanding that come only from You. Show us where to focus, how to move, and when to act. Let Your discernment guide every decision we make. Protect us and our loved ones. Cover us under Your wings and preserve us from harm, seen and unseen. Establish peace over our homes, our minds, and our journeys. We declare that this week is blessed. It shall be a week of manifestation, answered prayers, divine connections, and steady progress. May everything we touch align with Your favor and bear fruit in due season. In Jesus’ name, we pray

@muthoni_njakwe Amen

Dear God, Thank You for this beautiful Saturday morning. Thank You for carrying us through the week and bringing us into a new day filled with rest, peace, and divine purpose. We commit this day into Your hands. Bless us and our families. Order our steps and guide us in all we do. Let Your presence go before us, and let Your wisdom lead us in every decision. Protect us from harm, both seen and unseen. Keep us covered under Your grace. Open our spiritual eyes to recognize the opportunities You have prepared for us. May this weekend renew our strength, deepen our faith, and position us for the blessings ahead. We declare that this Saturday will work for our good. We walk in favor and under grace. We will not lack. Every plan formed against us is cancelled. Our homes, our work, and our lives are firmly established in You. In Jesus’ name, we pray

@muthoni_njakwe Amen

Dear God, Thank You for waking us up this morning. Thank You for Your mercy and Your grace that sustain us daily. Without You, we can do nothing, and we acknowledge that everything we are and have is because of You. Father, we submit our work, our plans, and our desires into Your able hands. Take full control. Bless us, favor us, and surround us with Your goodness. Go ahead of us and make every crooked path straight. Grant us wisdom to steward our time, our energy, our resources, and every opportunity You place before us. Teach us discipline where we have been inconsistent, and focus where we have been distracted. We ask for Your presence, because in Your presence, everything we need is found. Let favor flow not just from what we do, but from who we are in You. Keep us from harm, from wrong decisions, and from anything that is not aligned with You. May everything we do bring You glory. Let our lives be a testimony of Your goodness and faithfulness. We declare that this is a blessed day. We walk in favor, we walk in purpose, and we walk in Your grace. In Jesus’ name we pray

@muthoni_njakwe Amen

Dear God, Thank You for the precious gift of life. Thank You for Your mercies that are new every morning, for being our refuge, our provider, and our ever-present help. Father, we ask for Your blessings upon this day. Bless the work of our hands, bless our thoughts, and bless every decision we make. Let Your favor surround us like a shield, opening doors no one can shut and positioning us exactly where we need to be. Grant us wisdom that surpasses understanding and discernment that sees beyond the surface. Let our words carry grace, and may our actions reflect Your heart. Lord, keep us safe in our going out and our coming in, and let no evil come near us. We speak life over this day. We declare it blessed, fruitful, and filled with divine encounters. We walk in alignment with Heaven, confident that everything You have purposed for us will come to pass. Let Your peace guard our hearts, Your strength sustain us, and Your presence go before us in all things. In Jesus’ Name we pray

@muthoni_njakwe Amen and Amen

Dear God, Thank You for the precious gift of life. Thank You for another chance to walk in purpose. As we step into today, we invite Your presence to go before us and order our steps. Grant us clarity in our thoughts, wisdom in our decisions, and discipline in our actions. Help us stay focused on what truly matters and not be distracted by things that do not add value to our lives. Open the right doors for us and close every door that is not aligned with Your will. Connect us with the right people, opportunities, and ideas. Let everything we do today produce good results. As we go about our day, keep us safe and cover us with Your protection. Guard our steps, our decisions, and everything that concerns us. May everything we do bring glory to Your name. We declare that today is ordered, blessed, and protected. No harm shall come near us, and everything we do will work in our favor. We walk in wisdom, favor, and divine alignment. What is meant for us will not miss us, and what is not meant for us will not distract us. In Jesus’ name we pray

@Bass_Ige Why you de cast boys here?

Astro boys no get sense.. One brain cell no dey 😂😂

@_Sironyeka @Disrupttor Hello

Bro to Bro: build your x account now Just say “hello” and gain 400 mutuals here.

@jiggy_4l @dimarokoji_ Lol

@ukemereal @dimarokoji_ Lmaoo

Wait !!! Which Doctor u Dey talk about hope no be 9ja shaa ?

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