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Just did my first E shot to “Congeniality” by Ornette Coleman, call that the shape of ass to come

@hounda_chains Dm’ed you

@uknwinhindsight welllll

would anyone move in with me

@hounda_chains My lease isn’t up until August unforch

@uknwinhindsight possibly soon

@errai @stump_water Is this the same cashier who once described the soul as “transient, shifting like water”?

Cashier: We’re really feeding this trash to people? It’s borderline immoral Taco Bell Manager: There you go again with that word. You’ve gotta think of them less as people and more as localized physical phenomena

@goldtoothedworm Merry Christmas!

merrily christmas from us to you

Here is a thought taking off like an ugly beat

@abookofsymbols me whenever I make a solemn vow: wow this is so cool I’m just like those three guys

really fucked up what they did to John Barleycorn

@ignoblerot Thus, a tale of the wounded begins. A tale of blood.

A thousand papercuts and heartbreaks would be nothing compared to the immediate agony of being a person who emitted a Monogatari quote from her body

My coworker said, "well, I figured I'd ask you, because you know basically everything" and before I could stop myself, I ejected "I don't know everything, I only know what I know" from my face. I need a meteor to fall on my exact coordinates

@ignoblerot Me the other day when I was chatting to a customer from out of state and after I’d just called Philly “basically home now” and he said “I really like Philly” I responded with “yeah…….. I do too” and then walked away

@abookofsymbols good take. also Odetta

Nina Simone is one of the coolest most talented people to ever walk the earth if you ask me about it

@ignoblerot But like … just lie about it. How would they know. Do they have a detector they hook you up to or smth

@uknwinhindsight By not being told enough lies in the womb

Guy who got rejected from his application to be a labyrinth guard:

@ignoblerot groooooaaaaaaaaannnnnnn

@hellspatisserie @ignoblerot Within the four t’s, all foids are sisters

All Foids Are Sisters

Sorryyyyy for tweeting so much do you still wanna hit

@womanderogatory always nice whenever a dream gives you a brief window into a lush, colorful, nourishing other world. also, lmfao

i had a dream i went to a super southern gas station that had a barbecue food line and this o’connor-esque gas station clerk held up a biscuit and said “this is the bread of life” then held up a smoked sausage link and said “and this is the flesh of death”

@overdahedgestan It would’ve been really funny if the Williamsburg bridge photo was also a bird

Started getting into ornithology recently so I changed some of my friends’ contact photos. They don’t know the birds represent how I feel about them.