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Keeping Up With Star Rail — Mortenax Blade: It's Mortenax, Not Morten-Axe! | Honkai: Star Rail 📺: youtu.be/a5V-y2ZWjJg We hereby issue the following public notice regarding recent rumors related to Planarcadia: 1. Sesame Cake has no actual connection to Mr. Blade, save for a slight resemblance. 2. Sesame Cake is also not a "big fat cat." This is a fan-made concept. Please do not use harsh words to break the poor kitty's heart. 3. Attached to this notice is Mr. Blade's physical examination report for the year 1999 of the Arcadian Calendar, which shows that Mr. Blade's body fat percentage is exceptionally healthy. 4. In summary, neither Mr. Blade nor Sesame Cake is a "big fat cat." Please be advised. Notice hereby issued. Please tune in to the Interastral Peace Entertainment special program Keeping Up With Star Rail — Mortenax Blade: It's Mortenax, Not Morten-Axe! ※ The stats displayed in the combat demo is for reference only. Please regard the launch version as final. English Voice: Owlbert — Bill Butts Silver Wolf — Melissa Fahn #HonkaiStarRail #StarRail #MortenaxBlade