Kele!💐

Goodness gracious😍.

I really hope Snapchat stays forever, I’d love to see my snaps from 40 years ago when I’m old

@Omabilibili @AlexVivyNnabue Congratulations Asa🎊

Bouquet from @AlexVivyNnabue

ive been closer to death than a healthy relationship

this week, i've only budgeted one laugh which is likely to be used on Friday.

This is Lucky Benjamin Ugbe, a rapist and a pedophile. I am putting his full name and picture up because if the family wants to protect him from the law, they cannot protect him from this one. I will name and shame him. If you want his phone number let me know!

Omg I cry too much. I’m always in tears mehn. When I’m upset, happy, seeing a movie, reading a book, listening to a story. Everything or anything makes me cry.

mtn protest is something i’ll abandon whatever i’m doing for

You see this philanthropy thing you people do on this app lmfaooo I will rather go without sales for months than put myself at the mercy of one stupid twitter philanthropist

You meet a guy and he says, "My name is Chinedu Amadi." You smile and say, "Ah, my brother, kedu?" He looks at you with a straight face and says, "I don't speak Igbo, I'm from Eleme." Excuse me, sir?

@Adiaha637780 Pretty pretty girl😍😍😍

❤️❤️

@Adiaha637780 I miss you too my darling,omo WhatsApp truly isn’t my app 😂

@ukwubrabus I love you too nah And I miss you ooo Is just that WhatsApp is not your app 😔

Yes and I love her like mad I use to tell her if her babe doesn't marry her I will marry her

@lilyally98 @Helen_0024 Quite frankly

No one cares what men prefer

doctors don't even see you. the solution to every symptom is 'go and lose weight'. it was until i lost 15kg that the physician ordered the tests to figure out what was wrong with me and the results showed it has NOTHING to do with my weight at the time

I just confirmed that @MTNNG steals data from their users‼️‼️💔 I’ve been having suspicions that MTN have been stealing data because of the rate at which my data finishes so fast even if I don’t download anything So yesterday by 3:52 PM I bought 11GB data for 3500 naira I put my phone on power saving mode so no app in the background will be able to use data I didn’t download or upload any videos and I’ve been using my phone lightly. I felt like all this wasn’t enough so i decided to download an app that tracks my data usage This afternoon MTN sent me a message that I have just 4GB of data left Checked the app and saw I used only 3GB from the 11GB I bought yesterday Now my question to MTN is this If I used 3GB from 11GB that means I should have 8GB left Why do I have just 4GB left? Where did my remaining 4GB go??? All evidence attached in the screenshots below👇👇👇 We need to call out MTN for these recent thefts as I’m sure I’m not the only one facing this problem

There’s no bone in my body that wants to see this Michael movie

Top 3 traitors of my life : 1. Me under the influence 2. Me during ovulation 3. Me when I'm bored

I’m not mad at it. Men are really ugly, about time they start getting some help.