ULTRALIGHT JERK

the UL peanut gallery are coming for my boy Jupiter. they want his head on a Ti stake! i support my guy!

@randomu34 no, really?

VanLife was a thing in the 70’s and 80’s by hippies

@mushkrat big talk!

@ultralightjerk i would get you with cookies aswell

if no one got me i know my cookie baking coworker got me 🫡

but also @FIRExNECK be doin the same

Aria Zoner the type a dude that be in the Independent comments like ‘BRING BACK THE IRON CROSS’ while also crying that no one wants to hike his trail.

agree. fuck those mountain narcs

@RadicalKiba very real

@ultralightjerk God I hope this is real cause I don’t remember that part of 2020

remember early in the pandemic when zpacks said they can stay open cause they provide HOUSING (via $600+ luxury backpacking shelters). that was somethin else huh

#photosthatgohard #froggtoggs

Band Lugging Gear up Stairs Decides to Stop Here and Make Basecamp for the Night thehardtimes.net/music/band-lug…

@JeffGarmire sir, get in line

This was my record week for criticism from the internet.

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Borah Gear is the last true cottage company. Just quietly existing. Never updating anything. Nothing new. Just there when you need em.

look i dont wanna talk a lot a shit but MFers be ugly as hell on that trail and we are two stout studs!

the AT aint ready for @oonuttlet and I this month i’ll tell ya that right damn now.

hmm

@twincisterns dork

@ultralightjerk If palante has million number of fans I am one of them. If palante has ten fans I am one of them. If palante has only one fan and that is me. If palante has no fans, that means I am no longer on earth.

the homies are saying Pa’lante fell off, that they are the Dillards/Ross of the cottage game now, all because they are on Garage Grown Gear now. the homies may be right 😳

@mushkrat will they take canadian cash and do you even have any?

@ultralightjerk im getting a parlente tattoo