harper ♡

I've decided to Lay an egg today.

your dick/sex talk is not gonna attract me

finally cleared through my dm requests 😭🙏 nobody is interesting .....

chop that white boy in half

@you_maybe79866 that's a banger descendants song btw love being rotten to the core ❤️❤️

@ultraviolentedd This won’t change a thing about how rotten to the core you are

@GumballsinyourN LMAO

@ultraviolentedd Damn girl aglaea jizzaloed all over or sm

ok this is gonna sound so weird but lowkey doing sex work was good for my mental health in an unconventional way, in that it forced me to get up and do shit even when i felt exhausted. kinda like exercise !!

The only “hot honey” I want to talk about is my freakin wife!

@hecate__95 i really wanna cosplay her !!

i am literally rin tohsaka

what? never seen two oomfs making love before?

He ate

all men are evil and keep secrets from you

men get left on delivered for 5 mins and start saying some shit like "its okay im ugly anyway haha you're probably talking to other guys-"

@GumballsinyourN not even english class atp there's no more whimsy or wittiness found in the common twitter man 💔💔

@ultraviolentedd Clearly people didn't learn anything from english class where all the hooks at?

THIS !!!!!

normalize sliding into peoples dms with odd questions instead of being boring

something to explore in my own time perhaps?

como estas fine shyt 😻

if you really doing you den what you watching me for