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laying in a man’s bed laughing at memes after he’s left for work is what i was born to do
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c u next tuesday
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c u next tuesday
@ultrawave007
aspiring trad wife / dj___gorgeous
Los Angeles, CA Katılım Temmuz 2011
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i was so hungover this morning i went thru a drive thru and forgot to order. pulled up to the pay window and said i fucked up.
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“i’ve never been more confident i could beat her in a dick sucking competition” — my lesbian friend
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i did something productive instead of texting him be proud pls
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mexican uber taking us onto the dirt backroads by accident and getting us lost in the desert 💖
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at the cabo wabo with a man who thought bon jovi was a member of van halen…
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it’s happening again and i feel like i’ve never actually been alive before
c u next tuesday@ultrawave007
first iced americano in two weeks god is real
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airport announcement for a church service starting in 15 min….
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Let’s get some landlords in prison I could really go for some landlords in prison
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS
BREAKING: The Justice Department has filed a lawsuit against real estate software company RealPage, alleging that the company's algorithm is used by landlords who collude to raise rents. This housing cartel and their algorithmic conspiracy could be why rent is up 20% since 2020.
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something soo sick and fucked up about how bad I need her all the time
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Intuitive eating but it’s just me eating Taco Bell every time
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growing up is realizing your mom is actually just a pick me girl
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i’ve been off the boat for 4 hours now but i still feel like im on it what kind of drug is this
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bernie sanders owes me $50,000 for selling my phone number to the DNC
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drank half a bottle of wine before dinner and started an argument between my mom and her bf 💖 the world is healing
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