moral turpitude

heroin chic

run club more like run thru

gay mafia

the hot ones with joan of arc

he is risen

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

you don’t need to say that you work hybrid you can just say you work part time

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

Me dancing for the patient because their problem is on the chapter i skipped when i was studying

asked server what he recommends and he said “well everyone likes different things”

gas station trade smiled at me

yes girl just aim that wet cough wherever!

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming

i be farting loud at the edm show like it’s a remix

fabric softener is for weak minded individuals

gaga performing at bad bunny’s halftime show:

healing being nonlinear

god didn’t think my fagcent was clockable enough so he gave he a deviated septum

looking for investors for my new business venture where you can have your favorite housewife or microcelebrity officiate your wedding or funeral

Rosalía defied her label Sony Music and made a surprise appearance at a pro-Palestine concert in Barcelona, saying: “Today, especially, it is an honor to be here,” while performing La Perla to raise funds for Gaza.