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@PainKiffn Nah

LSU will intercept Trinidad Chambliss 3 times and sack him 4 times on September 19, 2026. Score will be 45-13 Bookmark it

Ordered cheese fries at chilies and didn’t get them I’m about as disappointed as a umass fan right now #dobetter

By the numbers 📝 🔴No. 10 in the country 🔴2026 SEC Champions 🔴Three team wins & three individual winners 🔴Five players have at least one top 10 finish Selection show is this Wednesday, May 6 on @GolfChannel #HottyToddy | #CometotheSip

The only significant thing umass has ever won is the mother fucking bean pot championship

DUCKS IN 4 @AnaheimDucks

@ESPNInsights DUCKS IN 4

Teams that win Game 1 in best-of-7 series have gone on to win the series 68% of the time (541-253 series record). Ducks or Golden Knights in Game 1? 👀

@UMassBaseball That might be the slowest double play I’m ever seen in my life

A 6⃣-4⃣-3⃣ DOUBLE PLAY! We end the inning with a double play to hold the Bobcats to no runs! M8 | UMass 1, Ohio 0 #Flagship🚩

@UMassBaseball @jniedringhaus2 Ohio must have the worst baseball team on this planet

We defeated Ohio, 1-0, to win our fourth straight #MACtion series! Sam Perry, Brandon Wingenroth and @jniedringhaus2 combined for the three-hit shutout! Perry had his second win of the season, as Niedringhaus picked up his fifth save! 📰 tinyurl.com/485n929j #Flagship🚩

@UMassBaseball Yall didn’t have to let anybody know nobody gives a shit about umass baseball

🚨 SCHEDULE UPDATE 🚨 Our game vs. UMass Lowell originally scheduled for Wednesday, May 6, will now be played on Tuesday, May 5 at 3 p.m. at Earl Lorden Field. #Flagship🚩

@Micah_CBC Nope just played South Carolina in baseball

I think LSU is getting its swagger back.

@LSUReport Your memes are almost at shitty as umass’s football team

@PainKiffn Hell yeah they are

@umassisbad69 UMass is gayer than Richard Simmons

Awww shit he did it again

@PainKiffn Appreciate it any umass hater is a friend of mine

@umassisbad69 Shit my b. I’ll follow you to make up for it

I was worried when I started this at first that umass fans was going to find this and get mad but than I remembered umass doesn’t have any fans

@PainKiffn Ohhhh hell nah way to far man I thought we were friends

@umassisbad69 I heard you like UMass

Predicting umass’s football schedule next year 0-12 haven’t looked at the schedule don’t know who they are playing it doesn’t matter

@PainKiffn 5 post on olemiss today yalls baseball team is actually winning games maybe give them some love

Nah this is more accurate

Even though the greyhounds lost tonight hell of a preference by freshman Owens Johnson he went 111 pitches though 7 allowing just 5 hits kid left it all out on the field and has a really bright future

@PainKiffn So lsu polos are so shitty made that they feel rough in the booty yall gotta do better than that. you still want that umass polo it’s really flammable great for starting fires appreciate the comments on our polos though they are really nice pretty expensive though

@umassisbad69 I can afford it but those Oxford polos are nice and soft. Yall got that good old boy cotton. Feels great in the booty

I can’t wait to see Ole Miss go 7-5 next year and have to admit that Kiffin was the reason for their success