binx ☆

@amiistardust real😔

@umstable yes

wow this is doing numbers are we all sad about it

@polariscal 2014/2015 twitter was so fun

@umstable i’m crying WHAT

luke followed me when i was 15 because i said “lukes jeans are so tight where does his dick go” and i just think that’s beautiful thats the impression i made

@wickedfashixn #needit

@umstable ultimate crossover

why is teen wolf AND 5sos on my tik tok timeline? DAYLIGHT LIVE WHEN

like baby i bought the sandwhich and then the ingredients to make the sandwhich 3 times

okay im sorry why does HBO max have a 5sos commercial 1 and 2 why are they targeting me

i just realized i am like a grown woman to some of yall, like i am grandma

@sunsettersoph couldnt agree more bestie

dream blunt rotation is 5sos but calum is the blunt (pls tell me this makes sense to someone)

i just heard people fighting outside, then a clown horn, and now its silent

@mukefingering okay ill do it just for you mwahhhh his voice is just as nice in person🤤

@umstable i would be so tuned in if you did one and i am curious because thats one of my fav shows😭

i have so many random celebrity stories like the time bob from bobs burgers harassed me about a piece of cake i was eating or the time ziwe gaslit me for two hours straight😭

@mukefingering should i do one? i could make a lil tik tok,,, it was so random i havent seen him since but he lives in my town💔

@umstable i am SO interested in a bobs burgers story time

@harrieslovies oh i just felt something- nvm

@percdemon73 HE USED TO LURK SO HARD I MISS THE DAYS

@umstable THE ORIGINAL LURKER LUKE HEMMINGS ITS TRUE

@percdemon73 I NEED TO FIND THE OG TWEET I HAVE TO REMEMBER MY OLD USERNAME IT WAS SO FUNNY HE WASNT EVEN TAGGED IN THE POST IT WAS SO RANDOM

@umstable HELP MEEEEE AINT NO WAYYYY

@unpredictacal neknekenen im trying to find the OG tweet but im at work

@umstable this is… 😭

hi if u like 5sos follow me i have things to say

hi guys dont make me beg lets add each other on substackkkkkkkkk

hi i wrote an article about EAS tour bc i want to start music blogging go check it outttttttt open.substack.com/pub/bellaonshu…

hot ones promo oh yes