helen lesbian umstead

#sturstead: if we found a way to the other side

miriam shor.

two sturstead playlists because it is that serious

@Abrikooosje little lesbian intern, i can't listen to music and not think about Them

@umsteadcrain you again ..... (sooo accurate)

this song was written about sturstead (especially around the time helen installed the motion sensor in the liquor cabinet)

@spcspphcstories it is so fucking serious, they Have to make out (give me carol freaking out post honeymoon with zohive, and thinking back to her own intimacy issues and her beloved wife)

if i don’t see sturstead making out on my screen at some point in s2 im gonna be so pissed off

@spcspphcstories i am so sorry but good luck oomf (it is so worth it tho, it is painful in the best way)

@umsteadcrain people keep bringing up the angst and i’m genuinely so afraid

i am finally reading white house whispers i am excited

i don't want to say president carol sturka and press secretary helen umstead but- i am Thinking open.spotify.com/track/1mBz6tFB…

@carol_strapka that insane woman was living inside the sturstead home

@umsteadcrain YUP

talking politics with my grandma is so fun. she hates every conservative asshole and i get to sit here and enhance that hatred

@spcspphcstories oh me neither and i'm already caught up with all the chapters, it is so beautifully written and heartbreaking

@umsteadcrain helen lesbian umstead i genuinely have no words

every once in a while i need to cry a little bit about brandi and catherine carlile. it goes dormat and then i remember them and i have to stop everything and just. cry.

@spcspphcstories biblically accurate sturstead

@umsteadcrain they have a bathroom door open relationship that is how in love they are

"okay, so pee" is the second most romantic thing helen has said to carol. "pee or don't pee, but shh" is number one

@spcspphcstories god imagine how hard it was for carol to undo all that, build something based in real soft love for it to be taken away from her

@umsteadcrain bc carol grew up christian and was literally taught that in order to prove you love something, you need to be in pain about it, and helen was like “what if we were gentle with ourselves about it instead” and her brain literally fractured

helen umstead when “no one hurts carol” but she still loves her like it’s breathing yup

zohive speech bubble

@fnkeymonkey EXACTLY, she better be learning all the tricks

@umsteadcrain I meannnnnn she does know the number one manifestor after all!

i apologize for the person i will become when rhea seehorn and miriam shor kiss in pluribus season 2

helen umstead, the shield and the lifeline and the compass

@stursiastead I AGREE

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