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@calajms steamed fish >

hear me out, fish is tastier than meat

I’ll be 80 years old and still miss you

due to recent events i have become evil

@luvshoota real af

i type out an emotional twt then i remember no one gaf and delete it

men will always fumble their first baddie

I’ll admit that I stalk you idc

@velvetmiffy he’ll always be my goat

@unaffectted based spider-man take

@onebfnotenough no 😭

stupid chud

lost and restless

@writtenlovenote goat 🐐

HIGH ELO FISTER!!!!

@Qwietlyy me too

@unaffectted So many funny variations honestly i enjoy them

if that’s your girl why is she spam crouching me on the minecraft server

@vixeias they’re calling me

@unaffectted banger

@Qwietlyy such a dumb tweet lmao

@unaffectted 😭

as the world ends, this is all that I want

@EM0ANGEL7 new mcdonalds burger

@unaffectted tf is a big arch burger

told her I wanted the Big Arch and she sent a pic of her ass… bro I meant the burger

@bpdsins I just want the big arch bro

@unaffectted why r u complaining bro

let’s get married before you change your mind