Unalaskan Man Says

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Unalaskan Man Says

Unalaskan Man Says

@unalaskanman

Man from Unalaska that tends to say dumb things, I write them all down

Unalaska, AK Katılım Ağustos 2025
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Unalaskan Man Says
Unalaskan Man Says@unalaskanman·
Currently living with a man from Unalaska that isn’t the brightest.. I just write down the things he says either from what I’ve heard myself or from his dms
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"It's better to need it than to not need it than to need it than not need it."
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"It's better to not need it than to not need it when to have it."
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"It's better to not need it when you have it than to need it and need it."
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“A cone has three sides because its like a triangle!”
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"No yeah but what the hell is a fent burger with diddy sauce?"
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“I got hit by a car and I glooped everywhere.”
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"I thought you were saying something, but you were just cumming."
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(In aggressive voice) “Where’s my chimichanga .”
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[Holy swiss and ham!] “Did you just say old white man??”
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[They won’t touch you ‘cause you look like a man. Probably.] “Not if I touch them first.”
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[Walk normally.] “Why when I can walk… like that.”
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“Whenever I watch “Charlie and The Chocolate Factory”, whenever I see the chocolate I always thought it was delicious.”
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