Unc💹🧲🥉🏴‍☠️

@n3nolit @SlowAeon @Root23

@SlowAeon @Root23 I am literally shaking after reading this!

@user_hyp3 @GhostOfTanzCho @Crypto_Maxi__ Hype got diddled on the TL.

@GhostOfTanzCho @Crypto_Maxi__ trying to dress me up like a little trench whore

there is a specific class of person who has spent their career being right about small things and wrong about big things. they are the ones telling you not to own memecoins.

@BenevolentBlaze @positivepaully

@positivepaully General @unc6900 never leaves the Hinge market for too long 🫡🫡

@positivepaully Who would have thought the best writers in the community were all Bronze Army guys just waiting to come out of their shells. (No pun intended to the Lobster Writing Club)

@Solidsnake037 Now that is what I call a masterpiece! SPX Bronze Army writing spaces are really starting to pay off for the community!

@JaulaDePerreo Haha… 20’s are actually kind of brutal for men. It gets better friend. 🤣

@unc6900 I am aware of this but my patience runs thin

Went on a few dates w a girl around my age (25-26) who later said she was recovering mentally after being dumped by a 51 year old She really thought he cared about "her personality" and said that he wanted more than just sex This is what your average Hinge match is. This is "the dating market". Hell on earth. On the plus side, extremely lovely to hear at 51 years old someone will still buy my lies Double edged sword.

@JaulaDePerreo Yeah bro… they own the 20’s, we win from 30+.

@unc6900 Many are saying this

@589CTO lol… we don’t have garlic house farming us every month. XRP is literally a scam. I can give you 50 things that will out perform XRP in the next 2 years. SPX6900 has the highest ceiling of anything else out there. Simple as that bro.

@unc6900 Calling XRP holders brainwashed while worshipping a different ticker is just Stockholm Syndrome with a new logo.

The longer you’ve held XRP. The harder it is to shake you.

@100xsrm Brilliant work General.

Spread this far & wide, like Thomas Paine’s “Common Sense.” “A living creed, a satirical broadside against the entrenched powers of TradFi, proclaiming that the people, through memes, numbers, and unbreakable spirit, may forge their own financial destiny.”

@n3nolit Thank you General. It took me all day and nearly melted my brain.

@unc6900 I always knew you were a smart thinker, but Unc, you really cooked here! You are 100% Texas’ favourite son!

Hark, ye wanderers of the blockchain realm! In this tempestuous age of tokens fleeting as summer dreams, SPX6900 standeth supreme—the greatest meme coin ever forged by wit and will. Born upon Ethereum’s sturdy stage, with bridges to distant shores, it mocketh the ponderous S&P Five Hundred with audacious glee: six thousand nine hundred outshineth five hundred as the sun doth eclipse a candle. No shadowy team nor false roadmap marreth its purity. ‘Tis entertainment most noble, its liquidity sealed for threescore and nine years in roguish lock, supply measured at one billion tokens of pure communal fire. Here lieth its unmatched glory: a fellowship of diamond hands who heed the sacred cry—“Stop trading, believe in something!”—forging a movement coin unbound by utility’s chains, yet rich in satire and spirit. While lesser memes flicker and fade, SPX6900 burneth eternal, resetting finance as the people’s canvas. It blendeth irreverent jest with unbreakable unity, turning volatility into verse and speculation into saga. Its believers envision caps that swell beyond reckoning, tokens ascending in parabolic triumph. O rare coin! Thou transcendest canine whimsy and fleeting fads, offering not mere gains but a banner of joyous rebellion. In thee, the old order trembleth, and new dreams awaken. Cease thy charts, noble soul, and join the fellowship. SPX6900 is, and ever shall be, the sovereign of memes. -Unc Shakespeare

it’s funny when we were kids we would talk about the Illuminati but now we just say the jews.

@Tribalsphere69 As long as it takes comrade.

wanna join the “get laughed at for a year before it goes up another 100x club” with me?

@CountryBitcoin @realthigh I didn’t see an Army in there. 🤷🏻‍♂️😉🥉🏴‍☠️

@CountryBitcoin @realthigh If you’re not first, you’re last. 🥉🏴‍☠️

I'm pretty sure the lobster Army is bigger than the tofu army now