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Uncle Bill

@unc_bill

i'm 58, alt account | harvard 78' | everyone's favorite uncle | veteran #Vance2028

washington dc Katılım Şubat 2018
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Uncle Bill
Uncle Bill@unc_bill·
I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick rn
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men used to go to war now we watch barbie to pass time
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traffic be dumb as hell cause what that first person in line be doing
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You wanna go eat or get ate
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@unc_bill Can I get $30 bitcoin for the trade of 5squirt video
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Mfs arguing on Twitter like the rent due if they lose
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twitter porn been mad boring ngl
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bitches be like "im a vibe" yea a negative one, fuck off
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Hood 🥷's Don’t Netflix & Chill they YouTube & Smoke😭😂
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dating in yo city is like digging in da trash
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Y’all treat Costco like a family reunion
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Mfs be playing Uno like there’s money on the line
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Y’all be treating karaoke night like it’s Coachella
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Mfs be treating basketball during pe like the nba finals
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Y’all treat brunch like it’s a career
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Flirting with the chubby girl at the gym like buying bitcoin in 2009
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Y’all be acting like Starbucks baristas are therapists. Order your drink and move on
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Y’all act like leaving the group chat is the same as leaving the country
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