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mk

@uncle_creature

irish 30 something

loch tuah Katılım Ağustos 2018

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mk@uncle_creature·7h

i need to be squeezed by the machine that turned Violet Beauregard normal again

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sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ@superTV247·16h

Everybody should do this, even if you have decided to boycott the contest. In fact, especially if you have decided to boycott the contest.

GJ Kooijman@gjkooijman

Eurovision is launching a deep research called Eurofan Voice. It asks questions about how transparent the EBU should be, how concerned fans are about the contest and how fair the vote is. survey.alchemer.eu/s3/91094056/Eu… I’m at the launch to ask some questions.

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mk@uncle_creature·10h

@hayleyrFoto to be serious about it, as bar staff i’d rather kill myself than clean a milkshake machine at 4am

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lil h@hayleyrFoto·13h

why is the non alcoholic option at bars always fizzy pop, overpriced juice or a 0% beer?? why not a milkshake or a tango ice blast

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Nova@itsnovabish·16h

If you have previously followed Eurovision and are boycotting this year I think it would be a good idea for you to complete this survey and have your voices heard.

GJ Kooijman@gjkooijman

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mk@uncle_creature·11h

@GranitJacka this is so cute!!

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Jack@GranitJacka·11h

Just did this in Seville. I got green she got pink

Erikas Mališauskas@malisauskasLT

Me and my girlfriend went on color hunting in Berlin this weekend. We picked two random colors and had to make a 3x3 photo grid featuring that color. I got yellow, she got blue, here's the result. Had lots of fun - highly recommend!

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Y@tinscognito__·16h

Polanski is a joke. Living in a million pound home 😡 *farmer walks by* of course a million is not a lot, hardly worth taxing *moslem walks by* though the welfare bill in this country is much too high *pensioners walk by on their way to P&O* but I suppose exceptions can be made.

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mk@uncle_creature·1d

@ladwife if you beat it you get the soul back :)

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fecko stinko@ladwife·1d

@uncle_creature no it stole my boyfriend’s soul

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fecko stinko@ladwife·1d

do you have games on your phone

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mk@uncle_creature·1d

@gayspyalex so upset them and Reform have nicked some of my favourite blues

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Doctor Lesbian Alex (PHD)🇮🇪🇵🇸@gayspyalex·1d

greece needs to get on a big pr campaign and reclaim blue and white from Israel

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mk@uncle_creature·1d

it’s not even a “Eurovision should be for Europe” thing caus whenever Australia come it’s a fuckin blast, maybe let’s just not invite active genocidal maniacs?

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mk@uncle_creature·1d

finding out they’ve been contestants since the year my mam was born has really put a dampener on it for me, I thought they’d only joined in 2018. not watching has been sad but mostly i’m disgusted

clara@boerenlands

THIS i adore eurovision and have done my entire life but the thought of it now after everything just makes me feel so icky i’ve completely lost interest

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mk@uncle_creature·1d

@SuzukiIncident he doesn’t get royalties lmao

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mk@uncle_creature·1d

@SuzukiIncident ok interesting! caus me and a pal voted on private accounts and they didn’t show up, so we think only public votes are showing

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mk@uncle_creature·1d

context aside, I voted “i’m the friend” off my priv to test if it was working and clearly something is fucked with polls atm

mk@uncle_creature

are men into gaping assholes y/n asking for a friend

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mk@uncle_creature·1d

maybe private account votes don’t show publicly???

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mk@uncle_creature·1d

@dr_kai_phd and neither do the aliens 😢 one day they’ll get over our meat flap communication and tubeness

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agnès varda fan account@dr_kai_phd·1d

@uncle_creature oh actually i don't like that now

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mk@uncle_creature·1d

@dr_kai_phd one extremely weirdly long tube given how short we are in comparison to our guts!!!

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agnès varda fan account@dr_kai_phd·1d

@uncle_creature it IS interesting tbh

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mk@uncle_creature·1d

@dr_kai_phd very genuinely for a friend! (also, how we are weird anatomically)

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agnès varda fan account@dr_kai_phd·1d

@uncle_creature okay but context please

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Fav ⛧@Favwontmiss·3d

I hate how ADHD has been sensationalized as the fun mental illness but having it literally feels like walking around with some very specific kind of dementia that is actively ruining your life at every step and the culprit is always you.

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mk@uncle_creature·2d

@iniemohk The Beginners Guide by the guy who made The Stanley Parable made me want to kill myself (but it’s only like an hour long and honestly a single play game) (changed my life) (devastating)

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LeCanard (Commissions open!)@iniemohk·2d

Someone should make a video game that is actively harmful, not like its propaganda for dangerous opinions but just simply playing it somehow measurably deteriorates your physical/mental/emotional health like just booting it up and playing for an hour guarantees you ruin your day

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