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cereal 😔

high life*

that's an official "trans people do not have human rights" from the government in power arm yourselves.

@ladymouse99 I SHOULDVE WORN MINE WE COULDVE BEEN TWINS

the minecraft boxers are on, it’s going to be a wonderful day :)

sincerely stop fucking wasting an hour of my fucking day and then doing the thing that is MAKING THINGS FUCKING WORSE

@ladymouse99 no no no i’m already laying my life down for you, my liege

@unclepdvn i would die for you

what if we kissed on the lakeshore east train 👉👈

@ladymouse99 ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

i have no witty caption i just wanted to show off how i hot i looked last night

freak out and delete everything

@ladymouse99 man youre fuckin killinggg it rn

just put a collar on and now idk how to act

uhhh hope this helps !

i have to vaguepost or else 😞

i forgor

When someone drinks a lot of Diet Coke you know that they have psychiatric problems

THIS? THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE CRYPTICALLY TWEETING ABOUT AND TEASING IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR? DURING A RECESSION? A WHITE HOUSE APP. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

[insert the bridge to tractor beam]

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

"What if a drug addict used your tax dollars to get SNAP benefits?" The government uses my tax dollars to bomb villages, arm warlords, fund coups, and trafficks children through proxy states. If a "junkie" eats because of me, that's the most moral thing my taxes have done.