Davey Winklevoss

@BarstoolBigCat Where are you now idiot.

THIS TEAM DOESNT DIE!!!

@SamuraiJohnson2 Why not, Samurai?

Not my speed

@the_det_times I’m sick of your dumb fucking negativity toward everything.

That was way too easy for the Chiefs.

I’m not a huge fan of this @marvmurchins1

Hey @Starbucks fix your fucking lids. Sick of spilling on myself.

@marvmurchins1 Yes. Now I don’t remember anything from 2022.

Thinking about shit.

Chat, am I cooked?

Rag and bone tee on. Glass of rosé on the way. Weekends not over yet fellas.

Not sure about you guys but I’m looking forward to being drunk for 5 days straight and abandoning all responsibility. #4thweek

If it really is a #WhiteBoySummer why have we not brought back Hoodie Allen?

Hope everyone has a good weekend!

What’s that? Did someone say lunch beers?

Wonder if people who run on Saturday mornings realize they are making other people (me) feel like shit.

Ya’ll mind if I have a day?

I was just told I can’t be taken seriously with my mustache. Bad vibes for a Saturday because I think it looks sweet.

In the office on a Sunday? That’s the #Winklevoss difference.

@baldwin_dc Yes please give it to me straight… cause she won’t.

Took a girl to the tigers game and she won’t talk to me. Did I do something wrong?

Corner table? @YaBoySteveMitch