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@uncomftrble what shampoo

ran and bought that shampoo after she said that and can confirm after a year of use my hair is so shiny

just give me like another year and my hair can look like hers let me cook

@ZWE1GS he decided last minute that the idea mightve been perceived as “too woke” so i was fired morning of, but given tickets to the show out of pity. jake shane blew his cigarette smoke in my face that night and i was hospitalized shortly after but for a different reason im gatekeeping

@ZWE1GS paul mccartney actually wanted me to be apart of the show. he thought it would be innovative and trendy to have a human disco ball. they shaved me bald and bare and planned to glue thousands of rhinestones onto my body and hang me from the rafters.

i was there too but like way in the back

@keirasfull @wallowsomg my sources say no my sources are also my brain

@uncomftrble @wallowsomg are your sources chatgpt

the streets are saying braeden lemasters has a mullet i fucking wish i was kidding this time

@keirasfull the consequences of my actions..

@uncomftrble I'm never believing anything you say ever again

@lagoonabluuee and he has a rattail

@uncomftrble here we go again 😔

@planetwallows you have to

@uncomftrble yea idk if i believe u

@wallowsomg my sources say

@uncomftrble rain…

@wallowsomg @wallowsgarden gonna change my dn to liar fraud

@wallowsgarden @uncomftrble OOMF EHO CRIED WOLF IJBOL

@wallowsgarden i was walking while reading this and just tripped front rolled down a hill

@uncomftrble ur the oomf who cried wolf i fear nobody’s moving

@wallowsgarden LMFAOAAAO

@m4yslovr I WAS JUST FULLY LYING I DIDNT EXPECT A HAIRCUT REVEAL

why were yall calling him BALD.

@zoyaisheree the people are wishing he was actually bald now

@uncomftrble SHUT UP

thats ai generated this is the real photo

@wallowsomg first the spirit incident and now this his ass is probably so sick of me actually

dylan posting a tiktok to distract us from his new haircut and yesterday’s bald allegations #noticing

@catiesontime OMG HI

@uncomftrble hi i was sent by zach and kam

times it’s okay to lie: that wallows is bald times it’s not: idrk