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2 -4 pm pst! Heat vs. Cold vs. Rain vs, Snow: THE INCLEMENT WEATHER MEGAMIXXXXXX! twitch.tv/djundeadsinatra

7-9 pm pst! The Good Groove! All Eras, All Styles, All Love! twitch.tv/djundeadsinatra

@michcoll OMG it was like pop up ads that won’t close. Worse, for me: it is very clearly, high noon in that scene but in the dialogue they kept saying things like “I wanted you there with me tonight.” Not past tense last night, not future tense at all. Maddening.

Who says Love Story isn’t a comedy 🍗

Don't sleep on the Chuck Norris story in Jessica Simpson's memoir. amazon.com/Open-Book-Jess…

Imagine dying and having Jane Fonda ready to fight Barbra Streisand to pay tribute to you, Redford really operated at unprecedented levels of swag

i think we need to take a moment to appreciate that Diane Warren's awful nominated song this year is from a documentary ABOUT how Diane Warren loses the Oscar for her awful nominated songs every year.

You can catch all those award show highlights later, bro. Tune in to the Music From The Movies MEGAMIXXXXXXX! 4 - 6 PM PST twitch.tv/djundeadsinatra

Omigod! Its The Totally 80's MEGAMIXXXXXXX! twitch.tv/djundeadsinatra

I gotta admit - when FB Memories surfaces stuff from, like, 17 years ago it Makes Me Feel Some Type Of Way. Not old, not “that feels like yesterday…” just sort of intrigued that The Modern Social Media Era now stretches back so far.

@braelyn_ai That first sip of Hetch-Hetchy water after being away from it ranks up there pretty high.

name a better feeling than stepping out the door at SFO and breathing that first lungful of SF air

🚨BREAKING: OpenAI published a paper proving that ChatGPT will always make things up. Not sometimes. Not until the next update. Always. They proved it with math. Even with perfect training data and unlimited computing power, AI models will still confidently tell you things that are completely false. This isn't a bug they're working on. It's baked into how these systems work at a fundamental level. And their own numbers are brutal. OpenAI's o1 reasoning model hallucinates 16% of the time. Their newer o3 model? 33%. Their newest o4-mini? 48%. Nearly half of what their most recent model tells you could be fabricated. The "smarter" models are actually getting worse at telling the truth. Here's why it can't be fixed. Language models work by predicting the next word based on probability. When they hit something uncertain, they don't pause. They don't flag it. They guess. And they guess with complete confidence, because that's exactly what they were trained to do. The researchers looked at the 10 biggest AI benchmarks used to measure how good these models are. 9 out of 10 give the same score for saying "I don't know" as for giving a completely wrong answer: zero points. The entire testing system literally punishes honesty and rewards guessing. So the AI learned the optimal strategy: always guess. Never admit uncertainty. Sound confident even when you're making it up. OpenAI's proposed fix? Have ChatGPT say "I don't know" when it's unsure. Their own math shows this would mean roughly 30% of your questions get no answer. Imagine asking ChatGPT something three times out of ten and getting "I'm not confident enough to respond." Users would leave overnight. So the fix exists, but it would kill the product. This isn't just OpenAI's problem. DeepMind and Tsinghua University independently reached the same conclusion. Three of the world's top AI labs, working separately, all agree: this is permanent. Every time ChatGPT gives you an answer, ask yourself: is this real, or is it just a confident guess?

just met a cute girl at the wedding i’m at like unreal. face card so crazy my frontal lobe clocked out. i’m talking generational. if symmetry was a startup she just closed series b. we’re vibing. she’s laughing. eye contact locked. i’m farming aura like it’s a full-time job. then coding comes up. she goes “yeah i code” my soul did a hard restart i’m like oh word “what do you build?” she says “mostly vibe-coding rn” and that’s where a normal man would say “that’s fire” and get her number but unfortunately i was built in a lab i go: “ok define vibe-coding” “claude code or codex” “cursor agent mode or raw dogging prompts” “you got git or just vibes” “tests?” “types?” “deploy?” “rollback?” “you read diffs or click accept like a casino addict” she starts laughing like i’m joking i was entering forensic mode. she says “i just use chatgpt and claude and keep asking until it kinda works” i say “works where” she says “like… on my laptop” i say “so localhost cosplay” bro. and i swear to God the violinist in the corner sounded like a system alarm the vibe died instantly DIED flatline. kernel panic. social segfault. full emotional 500 in prod. i try one last save. i go “ok but do you at least push to github” she says “sometimes, i mostly keep stuff on desktop folders” DESKTOP FOLDERS i started dissociating. i could see my ancestors. i could hear linus torvalds screaming in the distance. her friend walks over like “omg are y’all talking tech” and i accidentally say “she said she’s a developer but her stack is claude code, codex, and divine intervention” she goes “wait no i made a website” i said “a figma screenshot with a typeform link is not a website, it is a cry for help” SILENCE. like biblical silence. they walked away. she did not look back. my friend comes over like “bro she was INTO you what happened” i said “she called herself a coder and then described generating a landing page and praying over it” he said “so?” SO??? i’m supposed to build a future with someone whose incident response plan is ‘refresh and re-prompt’??? she had a heavenly face card but an apocalyptic workflow zero tests zero repos zero shame infinite vibes could’ve had her number but she now knows i respect source control and honestly that’s worth more

WHY IT’S SO MANY JALENS IN THE NBA?! 🤔 Y’ALL EVER SEEN @JalenHurts and @SpeedyMorman in the SAME ROOM? 🤨 IT’S A JALEN INVASION AND I WANT ANSWERS 😤🤬

Join me at @sfoutsidelands in San Francisco, CA on August 08 - 10, 2025! on.fgtix.com/trk/rILM

@Bigqadi @JusAire CC: @AccidentalBron

He’s At Ron Isley house, listening to Michael Jackson and cooking ribs. this so beautiful.

R.I.P. to one of the iLLest Engineers of all time... Mr. BOB POWER. Thank you for your various pointers in recording from D'angelo to ATCQ'S Low End Theory, Erykah Badu's Baduizm and so on! 🫡🙏🏾🕊️

@inlanddefense James Brown, Sam Cook, and Ray Charles were among the inaugural inductee class in 1986. Your concerns are a) 40 years late and b) omgggggg soooooooooo boring.

@roberthilburn I'm willing to learn, but is any of Vandross's output "rock and roll"?

Seventeen nominees for the rock and roll hall of fame is ridiculous. I feel only six meet the test of great artistry and influencing the direction of the art form. Lauryn Hill, Joy Division/New Order, Oasis, Wu-Tang Clan, Sharkira and Luther Vandross. How about you?

@HealthUncensord @mitchlafon Bruh: James Brown, Sam Cook, and Ray Charles were all in the first class of inductees back in 1986. Any arguments against R&B (and rap and pop and disco) in the Rock Hall are a) 40 years too late and b) omgggggg soooooo borrringgggggg.

@mitchlafon I've never heard anyone give a reasonable answer on why hip hop / R & B artists are included in the rock n' roll hall of fame. Mitch, what's your take on that?

The 2026 Rock N’ Roll Hall Of Fame Nominees My top 5 picks for induction are: 1. Phil Collins 2. Billy Idol 3. Iron Maiden 4. INXS 5. The Black Crowes

If there was ever a doubt where Alysa Liu is from...

@elonmusk Dude, that Grok answer mostly reads as “yes, but not uniquely so.” Which is true, but probz not your intent?

Grok 4.20 is BASED. The only AI that doesn’t equivocate when asked if America is on stolen land. The others are weak sauce.