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Me every single day at work this entire month

i’ll teach you how to do an australian accent. say this out loud exactly as it’s written have you bean to spice lightly

Get ready for #PokemonChampions, arriving April 8 on Nintendo Switch! Additionally, a free update for Nintendo Switch 2 owners will provide even clearer graphics. Add to your Wish List here: ninten.do/6017QtHpt

It’s giving death note

@undeot it's never leg day 🫣

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These European countries shaped the golden era of Eurodance

@shndnshtk You’re going?! 😱

Hello are there any JO1 English speaking fans attending Tokyo Dome concert on Thur Apr 9 out there who are interested in meeting up and also grabbing a bite afterwards? Send me a DM 🫵👍

@Brixton Looking forward to that next update 💪

@undeot gonna break my rhythm...

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In English, BONBONERS. Bon. Boners. 🍆

Apple spent a decade gluing batteries into $2,499 MacBook Pros. Then it shipped a $599 laptop you can take apart in six minutes. The MacBook Neo teardown numbers are wild. Eight screws to open. Eighteen screws hold the battery, zero glue, zero tape. The USB-C ports, speakers, and headphone jack are all modular, meaning each one swaps individually. The speakers come out with four screws. An Australian repair channel disassembled most of the machine in under six minutes using standard Torx bits you can buy at any hardware store. For context, the 2019 MacBook Pro scored 2 out of 10 on iFixit’s repairability scale. The 16-inch Pro got a 1 out of 10. Soldered RAM, soldered storage, glued battery, proprietary pentalobe screws, keyboard riveted to the top case. Apple’s own Self Service Repair program required you to rent a 79-pound repair kit shipped in two Pelican cases just to swap a battery. The timing explains everything. The EU Right to Repair Directive takes effect July 31, 2026. Member states are transposing it into national law right now. Manufacturers must offer repair beyond warranty, provide spare parts within 5 to 10 working days for seven years, and publish repair manuals. In the US, over a quarter of Americans already live in states with enforceable Right to Repair laws. Oregon banned parts pairing. California’s act is in effect. Apple read the regulatory calendar and realized the cheapest laptop in the lineup would face the most scrutiny. Millions of students and first-time buyers will own it. The volume will be enormous. And regulators love consumer-protection cases involving the most affordable products in a company’s portfolio. So they built the Neo as the compliance flagship. Standard screws, modular ports, no adhesive, a battery that lifts out. Meanwhile the $1,099 MacBook Air still has soldered storage and a riveted keyboard. The $2,499 Pro still scores poorly on independent repairability scales. The $599 laptop is the most repairable MacBook in over a decade. Apple always knew how to build a repairable laptop. They just needed a reason that showed up on a regulatory deadline.

Overwatch runs at 60fps medium settings holy crap This is x86 to Arm emulation, Windows to macOS, and DX11 to Metal Insane tbh

A 63-year old man in Japan saved up all his PTO and took a 3-month cruise around the world. He also racked up 14 days of unexcused absences. When he returned, his employer put him on disciplinary leave for 3 months. He has the opportunity to do the funniest thing. news.livedoor.com/article/detail…

it's even worse - most VPN's are blocked & won't work with JP sites - paypal won't save you, foreign cards denied? you're screwed - add JP only phone verification to top it off they make it impossible to access anything without the help from someone physically in japan

Don’t kill yourself. Just play pokemon

🇸🇪 FELICIA’s message to her haters and people who doubted her, after winning #Melfest and being selected as #Sweden’s #Eurovision 2026 representative. #ESC2026

Jennifer Welch after winning a GLAAD Award last night: “I want to say something with my full chest — never obey in advance. Fuck ICE! Fuck Donald Trump! Free Palestine! And save trans kids!”

I NEED this in my life

@shokeigos Ta… Takumi?! 👀