ash 🍉

i am six foot three and i believe we should abolish periods. vote me for president

told my dad olivia rodrigo broke up with her boyfriend and is dropping a new album. then i said “i think she should try dating a woman. or a hockey player” and he said “or a woman hockey player” he knows way more puck than i do.

@dinasoup thanks youve really helped me understand

in the realm terms this is like if tr!ros left yellow kingdom

STILL A DOUBLE DIPPER MWAH

I hope the kids in the new Harry Potter show grow up to be trans activists too just to piss off the mould ridden witch

@greatest_f00l THIS IS SICK AND AWESOME IF YOU HAVE A TAG LIST COUGH COUGH PLEASE ADD ME PRETTY PLEASE

Doing something...

@robsisfruity robin. they should add kitty to bannerfall

guys am I the only one who plans out long massive au ideas and then never writes them... like yes! I have an au idea for modern / human vamps that infests my brain and yes, I have a "what if kitty was in bannerfall" au! (the idea of v!owen and kitty interacting...)

@lunarhorrors sharks is the hockey team right? also can we set fire to your uncle please

wow. life sure is crazy and full of surprises. sharks won. my estranged uncle threatened to call the police about how i’ve apparently made his daughter (who i haven’t spoken to in years) uncomfortable by influencing her with my “sexual ideas” and “lifestyle choices”. sharks won

@that1bear2 liarrrrrrr

@underachiever_s Uhhhh Nooo haha

@underachiever_s appreciation post youre the best person ever i luv you

@bfkitkat thatll be so fun!! do you have any uni plans or just travelling

@underachiever_s GIGGLING i plan to live on the road for most if not all of my late teens and 20s. im gonna be ready to head out the second i turn 18

hi ask me things

@bfkitkat OH MY GOSH THAT SOUNDS AWESOME my travels plans include: brighton probably and utrecht that lit all i know

@underachiever_s EVERYWHERE !!!! im going all around australia like EVERYWHERE i can including tas & nz and them moving west towards the states doing a tour there + cn and then south to SA so i can do my rounds there then Back up north for greenland right around to europe and asia

@that1bear2 but thats literally you??

@underachiever_s ash you are the coolest ever.

came up with some new non binary names if anybody needed some. “Swomulous” is yet to be claimed. comment to claim Swomulous.

@that1bear2 i think you are really cool

@underachiever_s Yayyyy

@bfkitkat WHERE DO YOU PLAN ON TRAVELLING

@underachiever_s travelling the world, i see myself as yellow mainly & thank u <3 yu as well !

drunk words, sober thoughts #BannerfallSMP #apokunafanart #cherrifirefanart

It’s okay to say No sometimes. You don’t have to explain why. That might be hard, but you’re allowed to say No

@that1bear2 praying to the god of soup

i feel like a little nun with my new pajamas hahaha

lifetime (reimagined) by Ben&Ben #sfawtde #dawtde #AveryTheMayo #d3rlord3