Underhatchet

I always walk to the gas station. Rather than drive, like those wasteful Americans.

It’s 12 August 2028. BTC’s price just dropped to 262,054$, a 12% dip! People are freaking out.

The dumbest person you know is currently being told “You're absolutely right!” by ChatGPT

Have you tried squeezing the handful of sand tighter?

@Cobratate @grok I'm just curious how offensive your insult will be, Grok

Hello @grok insult everyone who replies to this tweet.

I am superior to you because I don't compare myself to others.

This is just the beginning

A man who is always standing never lies.

@ProtestFiat I bought bitcoin because Hitler came to me in a dream and told me to buy bitcoin. I was just folowing orders.

I’m officially announcing my first tariff! In order to continue scrolling on your timeline you must leave one like on this post and tell me why you bought Bitcoin!

I can't stand sitting in chairs.

Sure Germany doesn't have the best weather. But at least we have free speech!

The road to heaven feels like hell and the road to hell feels like heaven.

I hate people who hate other people.

I've tried a lot of different woodworking. But the thing that sticks is chairs.

@minchoi Ah yes I remember watching Jurassic Park Park in the cinema

@jointrw_ Dying

What’s the ONE thing that prevents people from achieving their dream life?

Crappy art is an excellent firestarter

@basedbrickpush1 In Dutch, tea is pronounced 'TAY' - which of course rhymes with GAY.

I tweeted something we all know in our hearts to be true. Tea sucks and no real man drinks tea. Inbox got flooded with Indians, Moroccans and UK people telling me: "tEa iS gReAt". It's not. Tea ruins everything. UK is a silly place and they lost to American savages because they were drinking tea all the time. Morocco hasn't built any pyramids or anything else noteworthy because they were busy sipping mint tea. And India? Well... India is India. And they drink tea as well. Overall, don't even risk it. Just stick to coffee. This is how the Dutch built the world. Well known fact.

Every time a lawyer dies, a unicorn is born

@LizDavinciMusic cycling, woodcuts, sunshine!

Give me three words to describe your day. For me: Sun, Letters & Bach