liability waiver

how it feels when ur friend tells the waiter what you'll be having

@moldxD not any worse than ruining every single thing for everybody because i can't get my head out of my own oppression hungry ass

@underscoretard your rt’s are tragic, get well soon

my best friend asked for second date ideas and i suggested paint ur own pottery or a poetry reading event and they went “you know i’m not a lesbian right?”

@moldxD @EatDirtBlock @_rum_pumpumpum Oh my god you guys can't do anything

@EatDirtBlock @_rum_pumpumpum ur internal misogynist isn’t dead yet

@stupidwwhore @sc3n3zzz No not really lol i don't even like men

@underscoretard @sc3n3zzz girl stop projecting it seems you're really insecure

Crazy how I was having a good night for the first time in a while since my depression episode did my makeup made content was gonna go watch movies w my friend and some drunk driver fucked everything up now I don’t have a car or probably my day job now bc Ubers will be too expensive and I need to save my money for my car if ur gonna drink don’t drive period I’m lucky I didn’t fucking die ig but it feels like it everything hurts I can’t see out my left eye just fuck all of this sucks

@stupidwwhore @sc3n3zzz "oh yeah own fingers make me feel so good while i jerk off to prettier & skinnier girls my bf wants to fuck"

@underscoretard @sc3n3zzz my bf don't jerk off to them I do

@stupidwwhore @sc3n3zzz does your boyfriend know you're pathetic enough to defend the girls he jerks off to on twitter or do you pride yourself on being a cuck loving fat whore

@underscoretard @sc3n3zzz cared enough to comment bruh

@nickiehugs @emotwinkloser @mikkacs Doesn't ring a bell actually

@underscoretard @emotwinkloser @mikkacs That's how the ancient text goes

this knife looks like a dog penis dude

WHY POPBASE IN FAMILY BUSINESS

I—— SIS OMG😭😭😭😭 LMAOO!!!! IM CRYING BITCH——😭😭😭😭😭!!!!!

@coyoteb0nez @chuuqio @air1ex Who the fuck are you

apparently i live in furtwt on the twitter atlas next to @underscoretard, @chuuqio & @air1ex cool twitter atlas thingy had my old account but not this one

too weird, too fat, too loud, too much

@guappr If I had three wishes I would kill all radiohead listeners in one heartbeat

@emotwinkloser @mikkacs "dawg"

@mikkacs its for you dawg, its lit

Amazing ❤️ homophobic bird

n posso ver um homem do suvaco peludo mds