kelpy 🫀📲

RIP Elon Musk. he died

POV: the laundry will have the last laugh

An entomologist’s recommendation

traumatizing an 11-year-old? how is she any better than the prez

yeah. and then use it

“walking pad”maybe you should get a thinking pad instead

@iyquraqt i love it soo much it’s so cute and pendulous

@undreamed I'm trying to turn it into a book so hopefully someday 🙏💜

Fly fishing

beanie babies

spring to me feels like the “here we go here we go” part of the hey arnold theme song like take a chance for romance. everything in earth perfume and the nights crackle with consequence. another promise fulfilled, bitches. allergies anon itMs more acceptable to be out of my mind

all the foxes rn saying “looks like gosling’s back on the menu boys”

spring is always the actual real new year

accidentally told a guy to suck rocks

I was only kidding.

spring peepinox. blessings equinox peeper spring

she’s turning amazing for a blue reason

nobody gets me like i do

there is absolutely no redemption for anybody who associates with conservatism

@vegetalpuppet @smoothiechewer piglet s a bug

@smoothiechewer that's his segmented carapace

piglet’s torso is lines