cum (taylor’s version)

(trying to say "there's plenty fish in the sea" but forgetting the phrase) there's animals all over the place

Lobsters are so hard to eat it’s almost like they don’t want to die and be our dinner

I just can’t get behind the fake toenails

@glamdemon2004 Rhode Island is everything

Can someone please let me know which real housewives franchise feels the most like having your fourth glass of boxed white wine (one ice cube) in your friend’s mom’s cozy Tuscan McMansion? I need to set a vibe 🙏

actually idk what i was crying for i’m glad we fell out bitch fuck you

dress for my body type? I don’t think so I’m gonna be dressing for my brain type (mentally ill in a way where I can only wear soft fabrics with stretchy waistbands or I feel like I’m dying)

need to quit my job so i can fully focus on the real housewives of rhode island

Iggy Azalea messages with Playboi Carti Pt 2😭

i wish they had adult binkies (remembering vapes exist) i wish they had a giant gun to kill us all

We should start calling brothels ‘box offices’

My boyfriend loves when I wake him up to kill spiders I bet

Bitch do you like grape

Buffalo klarna

me with this unreleased season of the bachelorette

all quiet on the frontal lobe

i’ve seen enough. drop all the bachelorette episodes now

Why can’t they just have a violent bachelorette

Colton Underwood literally stalked a woman and got to go on other reality shows, but Taylor’s season gets scrapped?

This is gonna ruin the tour

Rolling the windows up when I get into my neighborhood because I’m blasting Aaron’s Party (come get it) too loud