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Jason Mxyzptlk
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
A sardonic & pugnacious curmudgeon who couldn't care less about followers, following, likes, RPs, DMs, et cetera. Not sorry.
Illinois, USA Katılım Kasım 2016
211 Takip Edilen210 Takipçiler
@theclobra Well, ETTD. Plagues follow him. His tariffs and USAID cuts are on track to causing Famine. He started a War. And his followers can be easily distinguished with marks upon their heads.
I think we need the Daggers of Megiddo.
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Why is it that every time Trump is President a plague begins to spread? First COVID-19 and now the Orthohantavirus.
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@ShutUpAmanda C'MON! 😆 These names lately... Spillman, Gayman... what's next, Reverend Dickie Diddler?
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@iamAtheistGirl And notice it's now $1B instead of $400M. It's like Austin Powers... $400M... ha ha ha... wait, what... okay... $1B... muah ha ha
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ah
so we are the private donors
FactPost@factpostnews
Senate Republicans have introduced a budget bill that would allocate $1 billion in taxpayer funds to Trump's ballroom project.
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Yup.
Sheldon Fox-7 News@fox_sheldon
A US Secret Service officer was arrested for allegedly masturbating in a hotel hallway, following a woman and forcing her to retreat to her room for safety. Miami-Dade Deputies say they found Officer John A. Spillman pleasuring himself before his arrest. @wsvn #Exclusive
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It was sunny and didn't look like rain
It stormed
Now it's getting dark and looks like rain
It probably wont
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@AshGamesAcct Oh I believe it... but Bessie (or Ferdinand) there might not. LOL
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@unkiejayjay LOLOLOLOL!!
You know how hard it is to get something that in frame?? 😂😂😂😂
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Just an observation but how come everytime I see one of those ugly ass Tesla Cybertrucks I've NEVER seen anyone sitting on the passenger side???
Again, not judging, just an observation
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@Wook316 And oddly enough "Two Girls, One Cup" isn't on the bad list either
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@unkiejayjay I would say there is no "bad pornos" but Ive actually seen bad pornos
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Don't ever watch how they make Taco Bell Food.
It's like watching a handyman caulk ur windows.
Everything is shot through a gun on a tortilla and shell
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Jason Mxyzptlk retweetledi
11: Ma, question.
Me: Yes?
11: What if every happy little tree that Bob Ross painted was actually a picture from memory of the tree in the woods where he buried the bodies of his victims.
Me:.........
11:........
Me: Umm......
11: Exactly.
Y'all.......
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@thirstyangel_x Ooh! Because it's a pasta!
You can't see it, but I made the gestures.
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Why’d I eat a huge bowl of pasta right before a live stream
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Got the granddaughter over and she bought me a bucket from the garage sale.
Not a 5 gallon bucket, just a mop bucket.
Apparently I needed a bucket
I can cross that off my Bucket List
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@AshGamesAcct Definitely looked like an "Ox."
I just found an older format similar to what's shown for California circa 2021, and I think they changed it 2022... so seems legit.
And they applied for their DP plate to be on a Cybertruck, and microphallus is a disability.
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@unkiejayjay I swear the first 2 letters look like “Ox” and I don’t think it’s just cuz of my job. Lol!!
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Calling bullshit on this cuz wtf state is that????
cj@futurevictim_
driving my 6000 lb cry for help to chipotle
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@LuluTries2Adult So your mother's phone can't bring itself to even type out 76ers?
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