Dan

I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpanzee

@bryonycdc I quote it all the time

@unlikelydan bloody hell that’s the most accurate thing i’ve seen in ages 😅

come to understand a few things in the past 24 hours, mainly how people completely fucking alienate people who are on the same side of them

@bryonycdc I think you'll be able to relate

@unlikelydan i’m intrigued, i’ll watch it on my break!

@bryonycdc This gets more true every year

@bryonycdc youtu.be/O-qcXpapsoY?si…

Malo Gusto is a terrible footballer

@EKlTlKE22 @FootballRamble @petedonaldson special

no way they got this in tescos

Turkeys vote for Xmas, then. As PM, Farage will sell much of the NHS to the private sector. Imagine when his voters have to pay for their type 2 diabetes treatment. Another irony beyond them (after all, they don’t care he’s owned by a crypto king)? He’ll oversee the UK’s break-up

Just a reminder, this election does nothing about immigration. It's when your bins are collected and if your nan gets meals on wheels 👍

Nigel Farage is facing questions over a £5m gift he received from a billionaire backer before he became an MP @vicderbyshire runs through the timeline #Newsnight

@whippletom Also... When they're like oh my god let's look at this temple. Win the game then go on a holiday and see all the temples you like

My beef with race across the world: if you think at any point you are going to have to take a job, why not do it in the starting place, which is a high wage economy, rather than waiting until you are in Burkina Faso?

What is the point in all this, just to drink Jack Daniels

@jmarshfof 2x3 mill probably be a 1A

Friends; let’s play a game. What is Arty Silovs contract offer, and what is his workload next year?

This would go so hard. Pay the fine, play in black

"Tough one, I think I'd have to say... the best of the Bible"

@timmybowers I feel like shit mate

This playoff flu is no joke my goodness 🤮

What a player Concussions are no joke. Thanks for the memories Foss

Please @Channel4 do the right thing

Sell The Club