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@LiamYID86 I have a step dad who means the absolute world to me. He raised me and my twin sister since we were 2. We both turn 33 next month and he's still around, he's married to my mother now and they had a son in 2004 who's now 19. I've never seen him as a step dad but, just my dad.

@shoptonet -I've been looking for FC 26 Points to compare prices with other sites for a mate and you's don't have any showing up.. Have you's stopped them?

@indykaila What's the chances the "BOMBSHELL" is just Eddie saying he's still fired up but, he can't speak on behalf of others as it's difficult to do so. Indy, you're a wet wipe.

🚨 BREAKING: NEWCASTLE UNITED BOMBSHELL JUST DROPPED! 😱 We’re getting NON-STOP Toon news flooding in... and you WON’T BELIEVE what’s coming next! HUGE 9PM UPDATE on Eddie Howe guaranteed — our EXCLUSIVE Saudi source 🇸🇦 is about to blow the lid off everything! #NUFC

@NUFC The team don't give a shit about him now, it's evident. His tactics and his team selections have been woeful for weeks. Howe needs to go. He deserves a great send off for what he's done, he just can't take us to the next level unfortunately.

Goal. Truffert. [1-2] 85'

@CraigHope_DM Pwoaah, I smell some good old shite right there.

🚨 Bruno Guimaraes is here but no Anthony Gordon. Understand he’s picked up an injury #nufc #fpl

@HorrorManiac77 @MissPookems This game was on steroids back then. It reminded me of the old Matrix games, what a classic.

@MissPookems this game was so fucking good

‼️GAMERS ONLY‼️ Whats one "dead" game, you'd revive rn if you could?

@MissPookems Rainbow Six Vegas 2. Give me that remastered along with some of the Vegas 1 maps, a competitive ladder to compete on and I'll die a happy man.

Is it just me or has Sky Sports got fucking dirty glaring camera lenses. It's pissing me off. #NUFC #SkySports

@Magpie24_7 Dybala would be a great number 10. I still believe Sterling or Maxi could do a job on the wing as well. We could bring them in on a free, get rid of Barnes for a fee, Lewandowski would be unreal even at his age however, there's absolutely no way he'd want to come to us.

A list of forwards out of contract at the end of this season 2026 👀 🔸 Dušan Vlahović (Juventus) 🔸 Harry Wilson (Fulham) 🔸 Allan Saint-Maximin (Lens) 🔸 Robert Lewandowski (Barcelona) 🔸 Memphis Depay (Corinthians) 🔸 Adama Traoré (West Ham) 🔸 Sadio Mané (Al-Nassr) 🔸 Carlos Vinícius (Grêmio) 🔸 Josh Maja (West Brom) 🔸 Thomas Müller (Vancouver) 🔸 Mauro Icardi (Galatasaray) 🔸 Callum Wilson (West Ham) 🔸 Bertrand Traoré (Sunderland) 🔸 Raheem Sterling (Feyenoord) 🔸 Paulo Dybala (Roma) 🔸 Vincent Janssen (Royal Antwerp) 🔸 Patson Daka (Leicester) 🔸 Jonas Wind (Wolfsburg) Would you take any for #NUFC this summer? #NUFCNews #Newcastle #EPL Source: Transfermarkt

@HusKerrs The best advice I can give as a dad is always pushing yourself to be better. Think of your child at every moment of the day and what kind of upbringing you want to give them. As long as they're loved, protected and looked after, that's all that matters.

Calling on all dads: Ali and I are about 3 weeks out from the birth of our first baby boy! Give me your #1 piece of advice for a new dad.

@FeelYouHappy It's got her written all over it.

A seven year old non verbal autistic son, randomly starts singing whilst out with his big sister.

@DrRitaDed Oh look, a cunt.

Reminder: Not everyone celebrates Easter. Do not wish me or them a happy Easter without consent.

@benonwine Don't get me started. Asda have gotten rid of the security staff and replaced them with MITIE's own. I work for Asda so imagine my surprise when I see a 5ft2 female with basically zero training smiling and allowing muppets to steal boxes of baby milk and not even stopping them!

SACKED after 17 years… for stopping a thief. A Waitrose worker in Clapham Junction has lost his job after intervening to stop someone stealing Easter eggs. Walker Smith, 54, had given 17 years of service only to be shown the door for trying to do the right thing. No warning. No loyalty. Just gone. What message does that send to staff and to every other would be shoplifter wanting an easy target. Do your job… but don’t actually protect the business. Waitrose have ABSOLUTELY no loyalty to their staff they are quite happy to dispense of Loyal partners like yesterdays rubbish.

@adam7485 @JustEatUK What the fuck is that? Carpet trimmings.. 😭

@JustEatUK can you explain how I’m not entitled to a refund for this? The only thing edible was the chips and salad. The meat was dryer than cardboard

@SAF_gg Other mentions I'd go for, Lozano Felipe Anderson Guardado Abate Ben Arfa Lavezzi Nainggolan Kagawa Wellington Nem Bernado

Everyone name a random, old FIFA Card The more niche, the better

@chazsafc11 @SAF_gg He's a tasty player.

@KITKAT Follow your own advice. Have a break, have a kitkat.

Regarding recent press coverage

Xbox, sort your useless shit out. We pay money to use your services and they don't work. Zero compensation when it happens, fuck you, fuck your services and swivel on my middle finger you horrible smelly bastards. #XboxDown

@suespeaksup I work for Asda and the eggs are flying off the shelves. I don't get why people are whinging about Palm Oil, it's in most things these days including Nutella, Oreos, Pot Noodles which nobody has an issue buying..

Cadbury eggs stacking up on shelves… reduced everywhere… and still no one’s buying. People can taste the difference. Cheaper ingredients, palm oil, higher prices it’s not the same chocolate anymore. Consumers aren’t stupid. They’ve just stopped buying it!!

@DiscussingFilm This looks absolutely dog shit. Was it really necessary to create a TV show that's not going to be all that different from the films? We've all just quite literally watched an updated version of the Philosophers Stone with worse acting. Fuck that for a barrel of fannies.

First trailer for the ‘HARRY POTTER’ series. Releasing this Christmas on HBO.

@GolfWYF is there a date for the second game to be released. I need it! 😂