Matthew.
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Matthew.
@untodevil
Cries for help in every direction.

“He’s your guy, see? You know the taunts.” Green hands gesture over at the very tumbled Stilt-Man. “I tumbled him.”

Yes, yes he does. “I don’t know his usual taunts. He’s not my guy.”

Yeah. Big time. “No, not that stupid. It was a coincidence that he happened to stilt on by while I was here.”

For sure. She puffs a strand of green hair out of her face and shrugs. “I don’t know, stilt stuff? He’s not my guy. He’s yours.”

Jen stands up straight, dusting herself off. Mr. Stilts over there is lucky he caught her 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 work. She wouldn’t have been so nice if he made her late. “Uh, yes, I did. That’s why I did it.”

Right, well, duck!

Well, he’s got plenty of those, too. Here, catch!

He’s totally annoying. Honestly, she should just leave this to him.

She wouldn’t call that ‘holding back’. She can see his teeth from here. How does he put up with this moron?

His childhood wasn’t the greatest, sure— but he didn’t get blinded & trained by a questionable sensei for years. Matt wins in that department, or loses depending on how you look at it. Some things are just inexcusable, really.

Childhood like that, no one should have it. If it’s any consolation, Matt has his sympathy. Not a bad view to have, but if god is real, he has questions to ask him when the time comes.




