Paul Quinn

#BreakingNews Rod Hull and Emu become first comedy double act to space walk. #SpaceX

Didn’t have my glasses on, thought this was @rickygervais hosting the late night shopping channel. The Express pasta cooker does look a bargain thou.

@steviemac2010 @Everton We’re at risk here of Indesit images.

@Everton The games gone. Used to be proper kitchen appliances

So get your toast on and get moving… 🎶

Also worth stating @premierleague 🔵James Garner -£15m 🔵 Idrissa Gueye -£7m 🔵 Illiman N'Diaye - £18m 🔵 Dewsbury-Hall - £25m 🔵 Tarkowski - £0 🔵 McNeil - £25m Total - £90m Enzo Fernandez (Chelsea) - £120m Which club was deducted points for over spending?.... Joke!

@BallysBoots @LiamT30EFC I have to agree. Southall was godlike. Pickford is amazing. Southall was something else. Can’t explain it. Just … the best.

@LiamT30EFC Trust me, he’s not.

Pickfords better than Southall, even if i didnt see big nev play i just know it 😂

3 fudgin nil #PUSB

Wait ?? You can trademark your face ?? How am I just finding this out now ? This would have come in so handy over the last 54 years !!! 🙄

Classic journalism !!! #Championsleague #barvNew

@steviemac2010 @XMartinsMusicX The b side of TJT is sublime, The A side has the overplayed singles and two classics but AB at the time was simply mind blowing. Acrobat is one of U2’s best songs, amazingly a song the U2 haters have never heard. Never heard ?? Jesus. Move along. Move along.

@XMartinsMusicX Achtung baby

The Joshua Tree or Achtung Baby? 🤔 🍀🇮🇪

Does this mean #skyblues get to have a crack at the FAcup final and #Eire get qualification for the World Cup. ??

Points Deductions: Everton 10 Leicester 6 Notts Forest 4 Juventus 15 Sheffield Wed 12 Reading 18 Rangers FC 10 Portsmouth 10 Chelsea £10m fine… 🥴

@nomdestylo @CWUnews Worrying times at the minute. Never seen it so bad. Something needs to change sooner than later.

@upaul2 @CWUnews I think it’s up somewhere. And tbh we’ve known for months it’s all about the tracked. 1st class as a priority is relatively new; but we had a blow up in the office end of last week and our manager shouted it out loud/ just get your tracks and 1st class done!

27,000 new starters gone. Services collapsing. And the government just waved it through. This isn’t mismanagement, it’s asset stripping a 500-year-old public institution. Enough.

@bushontheradio Newcastle United Premier League highlights 1996-97.

Scarred for Life podcast question: What is the scariest BLACK AND WHITE movie of all time?

@nomdestylo @CWUnews Just to ask matey, have you got the delivery pyramid stuck around the office which shows what items are more important.

@CWUnews As a postie, I really don’t understand where the pressure is coming from. We were told in no uncertain terms by our manager last Friday to deliver 1st class and tracked items. That was about half my normal workload. Which leaves me a lot of time to go out and deliver a few 2nds

So if you’re in the shit house six you don’t get points deducted. Just a transfer ban and a fine they can make up with Champions League money. Smaller clubs get shafted.

@liamgallagher Morning ya big bollocks !! X

To whom it may concern my name is Montgomery Jenkins I’m employed by the 1 n only Mr Liam Gallagher to tweet absolute bollocks 24/7 have a good day MJ

@rossie7dj I had Killer Queen or I fought the In-law and the In-law won 😂

“ You’ll never walk a BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO “ 😂😂😂

Slot the Clot now interested in time wasting 😂😂

Liverpool fans deleting the “ Richarlison in VVD’s pocket “ tweets 😂😂.

@LucifersTweetz @Martina I bet that room was full of holy nits.

Religious indoctrination of children is child abuse.