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jesse ❄️

@uphoricc_

i hang out and sometimes reply idk man • 23 • they/them • it's pronounced app-ah-latch-uh • #1 jack frost fan

pfp:shmeemin•banner:kkopimint Katılım Eylül 2022
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🌋
🌋@hum_dunkin·
Imagine feeding a brontosaurus from a huge bag of crisps, it withdraws its head from the bag and really slowly arcs and extends its 20ft long neck up into the sky, you hear a gentle crunch from so far above you for a minute or so and then its head slowly starts descending again
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Shrek
Shrek@Shrek·
Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?
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DRIP WALLPAPER
DRIP WALLPAPER@DRIPWALLPAPER·
They could never make me hate you avatar Korra
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the heart
the heart@Fredward3948576·
It has been a privilege and an honor to giggle on the phone with you
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🔝 Woop 💛
🔝 Woop 💛@Woopmoder·
*Smacks your ass Your Tail lights out
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•ultra glitch•
•ultra glitch•@highsieze6·
headed out for a walk if you need any rocks or bugs
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𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊
𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊@Be_like_yankee·
Walking up with the vape stuck to my back like a barnacle on a ship
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Bob Golen
Bob Golen@BobGolen·
That guy has a logic fetish. He can't stop coming to conclusions.
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cuckold jones
cuckold jones@cuckcat·
bro every time we touch i get this feeling
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carl 🥦
carl 🥦@NightlifeMingus·
You would not believe your eyes If ten million Frankensteins Came back to life and they freaked you out
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Meyano
Meyano@meylvskiri·
Cómo me veo después de decir que no tengo sueño
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valentine
valentine@valawakened·
Ok *kisses the bridge of your nose because i love you and i like the way it is shaped*
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hope hopes hoping
hope hopes hoping@hopes_revenge·
heyyy u drifted down an have not been moving . can i try
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John Kennedy
John Kennedy@FrazzleMyGimp·
“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!” Bank teller on floor: what? “Heat rises!” (I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)
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horse dentist
horse dentist@equine__dentist·
*gingerly lays down on your timeline with a big heaving sigh*
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horse dentist
horse dentist@equine__dentist·
mmmm whole wheel of cheese 🤤
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REN!!!!!!!
REN!!!!!!!@girlderping·
the oracle has begun charging a subscription fee for prophecy. i asked what happens if i cancel and she said "you still get the future, just with ads" and now every vision i have is interrupted by a jester trying to sell me a mattress
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deer
deer@doeincrisis·
big truck speeding towards me. wat dat mean.
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turbomander
turbomander@turbomander·
is anyone hiring for a castle guard position? im really good at walking a specific route for hours at a time and i like to go “is someone there?!…must have been the wind…” whenever i hear a suspicious noise
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