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Me: I need a "personal massager" Hitachi: No problem, here's our Magic Wand. Anything else? Me: You wouldn't happen to know where I can get a 20-ton industrial crawler excavator would you? Hitachi: You're not gonna believe this

you should be able to get in trouble in a t4t relationship if theres a problematic gap in hrt start date

@_cloud_zero i can't even imagine the time required to farm like this 😭

@haymadsophnan it's probably a joke but it's funny

@haymadsophnan /s

Any and all help is appreciated. cash.app/$SheenaVA venmo.com/u/Sheena-VA

Illustrations by Japanese manga artist Kenji Tsuruta

Raniero Borg was diving off Malta when he encountered a salp. Often mistaken for jellyfish, salps grow remarkably fast – reaching maturity in just 48h, being capable of increasing their body length by up to 10% per hour [source: buff.ly/35PvikY]

@8thDawnsG8 @GhostRade i wish people were a bit more fucking selective with what anecdotes they apply to the whole of a population

Why do people play COD like they’re ADHD riddled cats that just had two shots of espresso injected into them?

@softestmaz0vian borzoi or aussie shep

something something charlie brown had hoes

well?

Senator Berg lost her transgender son Henry to suicide and now must watch as her Republican colleagues ignore her loss while ensuring even more parents will be forced to mourn their children.

The audience I cultivated saying the n-word ironically turned out to be a bunch of jerks. Shocked and disappointed

yes nyc is too expensive and the streets are icky with rats but sometimes when you’re leaving the subway your beanie falls out of your bag and everyone shouts YOUR HAT YOUR HAT and one man crouches down to scoop it up to your hands and it occurs to you, Ah, yes, I get it now

@femaIeboyfriend :) gonna get my name change soon too!