Jacob Staudenmaier

I haven’t posted work in awhile, but I have some amazing news: the feature film @nathanxia and I made found distribution through @FreestyleDM It will be available starting today on a variety of platforms including Amazon, iTunes, and Vudu to name a view. CHECK IT OUT!!

Running a marathon like damn! All these people are here for me :)

Benicio del Toro saying “a few small beers”

In the projector booth laughing my ass off. ‘let’s do a selfie.’

I think cars should have proximity chat like video games do. We could turn the 405 into a COD lobby

I don't like having drawings, I like making them. Technology will never let you know what it feels like to be able to make something using your own mind. In making something abundant you're rendering it meaningless to yourself

you gave him a boeing 737

Ai is falling apart this movie just came out

$250 in Kling credits hahahahahahhahahahah

Nothing worse than listening to frank Sinatra when you’re hungover shut up dude what are you talking about

They are so impossibly out of control on this. 5 alarm fire.

I think Gillis is funny but this is like the most basic skit ever. It’s fine. Whatever. Best in 20 years though??!! Lmao. Not surprised this is coming from the New York post

david lynch is dead so everyone else has GOT TO GET MORE EARNEST NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOING EVERYTHING IRONICALLY IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So fucked up about David Lynch. I understood long ago I would never, could never be him. No matter how much I admired his work. But it would be an understatement to say he greatly influenced everything I’ve made the last 4 yrs. It’s weird to miss someone you never knew but I do

watching a long movie early in the day is wonderful because it feels like you are accomplishing a big task but you are doing absolutely nothing

@GiancarLord_ I hate it here

I redownloaded twitter a week ago. Every time I log on it feels like I’m putting my brain through a blender and getting brain slop back