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How dudes that picked up TreVeyon Henderson off the waiver wire feel rn:

“You drafted Emeka Egbuka in the 6th round?”

POV: You drafted Tucker Kraft

Assets added to the roadmap today: Useless Coin (USELESS) coinbase.com/blog/increasin…

Tax accountants finding Fartcoin in your 401K next year

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump to sign executive order allowing cryptocurrencies in 401(k) retirement plans today.

Over the next 6 months, you will be given the chance to lock in a new financial level, permanently. Don’t fumble reaching for more. Secure the level. Then expand.

"if you had to guess an exact date of when Bitcoin will first reach $1 million, when would it be? You have to give one date." ChatGPT: October 26, 2029 Claude: March 15, 2032 Grok4: July 23, 2030 Grok3: December 15, 2032 Gemini: December 31, 2033 HT @NeilJacobs for the idea.

Boomers got cheap houses. Millennials got cheap Bitcoin.

agree, $fartcoin looking sendy

First time ever.

Bitcoin was $16,000 when Peter Zeihan said it had no intrinsic value. It’s now $118,000 That’s a +$102,000 gain. 7.37x if you bought at this moment.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US Director of Digital Assets says "huge week ahead… time to make America the crypto capital of the world."

BREAKING: Bitcoin reaches new all-time high of $112,000

Holding the banana behind you so you can’t get red shelled…. veteran play

Assets added to the roadmap today: Fartcoin (FARTCOIN) and Subsquid (SQD) coinbase.com/blog/increasin…

looking increasingly like a full blown altszn has started trying not to get too ahead of myself but all signs are pointing that way for now

the future of finance looks good here.

Moo Deng $MOODENG and cat in a dog’s world $MEW are now available to trade on Robinhood.

manifesting $2 for FARTCOIN this week digital gold going up therefore natural gas will too hot air rises