BadBF

“I was talking to the neighbors and their daughter still won’t tell them who got her pregnant. They’re assuming it was a one night stand from the bar.” My cock grew hard knowing it was my fault the girl next door was knocked up. I still can’t resist using her tight body.

The neighbor’s daughter parking her car in our garage so I can “figure out what’s wrong”. Truth is, her car is fine. But it’s the perfect way to hide what we’re doing in here. I just pop the hood open before my wife gets home and she has no idea.

My wife saw the story in the news: “Local pregnancy at an all time high…” She asked if I had noticed a difference with my patients lately. If only she knew I was the cause of the spike.

When people ask me why I cheat.. Because there’s girls that look like this. 😈

“Hey baby, are you on your way home now? Ok, take your time. I know you had a long day at work. I’m here at your place. Your roommate said she lost something so I’m helping her find it in the back of her throa- I mean couch. Ok love you see you soon.”

“You’re 18 now, just because you’re my girl’s little sister doesn’t mean you get to live here for free. So you can either get a job and pay me rent, or you can do what your sister does to not pay rent… Thats what I thought, now open up.”

My wife told me to stop liking all our daughter’s sorority sisters pictures on instagram. “They’re gunna think you’re creepy and weird.” It’s funny, because I think they really enjoy the attention from a nasty perv like me.

My gf’s roommate has been going through it since her bf broke up with her. Every morning after my girl leaves for work I just try to help her feel better the best way I know how.

Get you a side chick that cleans off her mess after you’re done cheating so there’s no evidence. ❤️

“Do you miss this view baby? Bet your new girl don’t take dick like I do huh?” My ex was right, there was a reason I was sneaking over to her place when my girl wasn’t around. “Don’t worry baby I miss this dick too, slide through anytime you want baby it’ll be our secret.”

I convinced my wife to let us rent out the garage to college students during the school year. She thinks the extra money is going to our daughter’s college fund. If only she knew this is how I collect rent every week.

“Hey baby, flight went well I just checked into my hotel room.” I know I miss you too, I wish you could’ve come with. I’m just watching tv, winding down. I might grab some dinner real soon. I’ll text you when I can okay? I love you.”

I tried to convince my girl into joining the co-ed flag football league with me. After she said no her friends didn’t even hesitate to join. And after a few of our “practices” I can see why they jumped at the opportunity.

Valentine’s Day flowers still fresh from the weekend and my gf’s roommate couldn’t help but take a ride the moment my girl left for work. “I heard you guys fucking all weekend it’s my turn now.” Who am I to say no? 😈

Yeah spending the weekend with my wife for Valentine’s Day was cool… But feeling my side chick’s pussy wrap around my cock after not having it for a few days is way better.

Every time my girl gets mad and kicks me out the house I know she goes straight to venting to her best friend. How do I know? Because her best friend’s reading the texts while she’s making me feel better too.

“I thought you were just dropping her off? What’s taking so long?” “Sorry honey, the elevator in her apartment went down. I couldn’t let her walk up all those stairs alone.” I know it doesn’t take an hour to walk up 3 floors, but our babysitter doesn’t want me to stop.

If my wife walked out to our patio right now she’d look down and see our neighbor working on this pole. Our neighbor’s been teasing me so I said fuck it and told my wife I was going to the gym. I knocked on her door and she knew what time it was. x.com/Feminine_Hunge…

“Don’t expect her to call you dad or anything, for 18 years it’s just been us 2 so give her some time to get used to it.” Idk what my wife was talking about, 2 weeks into us getting married I already have her daughter calling me daddy every morning. x.com/DaddyDripfed/s…

I couldn’t help but flirt with one of the nurses that was assigned to us when my wife went into labor. She kept checking in on us, looking down at the growing bulge in my pants whenever my wife wasn’t looking. I told my wife I’d bring her some food and went to go meet with this nurse in another room. The head was so good I almost missed my kid being born. 😂