Kimo

معلش أنا آسفة بس لو حد مش طفل ومُتعلم وقعد طول عمره "متحرقلوش" وميعرفش حاجة عن الأوديسة فمحتاج يراجع نفسه

This is the most accurate thing I've read in months

honestly rate yourself looks: 8.5/10 creativity: 9/10 humor: 3/10 mental health: 4.5/10 empathy: 9/10 patience: 4/10 social skills: 7/10 memory: 1/10

The winner of every Round of 32 game has been the country with the most group stage shots divided by the temperature of their training base

ازنجيت

بعد إجتماع مطول في الميتنج روم بتاع البيت (المطبخ) قررنا الاشتراك في باقة كاس العالم على بي إن وتقسيم المبلغ كل واحد الربع، انا وماما وبابا واحد ذكي يقولي طب ما كدا ناقص ربع يا كابتن! دا ماما قررت انه يكون على أخويا ولو اعترض هتاخدهم من فلوس الجمعية (مدخلاه الجمعية غصب عنه أصلا)

What doesn't kill you makes you hate intimacy with anyone else

مين بيشيل مصاريف البيت فى الsame-sex marriage؟

petite women are art.

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: José Mourinho has reportedly 𝗔𝗦𝗞𝗘𝗗 Real Madrid to sign Sporting midfielder Morten Hjulmand this summer, while Rodri’s name remains 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗠𝗟𝗬 on the table 👀 𝘾𝙊𝙋𝙀 reports that Hjulmand is viewed by Mourinho as a profile who could bring balance and control to Madrid’s midfield, with Sporting expected to demand around €50M. 💰 The report also claims Mourinho wants a former Real Madrid player by his side on the bench, as well as someone to act as a bridge between the board and the squad — with Toni Kroos mentioned as a possibility for the latter. Meanwhile, 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙖 reports that Rodri remains one of Madrid’s preferred midfield options. With Pep Guardiola expected to leave Man City, the Spaniard is believed to be increasingly open to the idea of returning to Spain. Inside the club, there is confidence that a deal could become viable under the right circumstances, with Madrid continuing to admire Rodri’s leadership, tactical intelligence and ability to control games. 🧠⚽️ Who should Real Madrid go for? 👀