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@usasoccerguy I’ll soccer nessies you in the baws ya cunt

A real bad night for Kasper the friendly goaltender as the Soccer Nessies go book their airplane tickets to the land that introduced soccer to the world instagram.com/p/DRNs_XvDNDi/…

@Paul_Parr_1989 Not when soccer’s coming on home

COME ON YOU BIG IRISH GUYS #COYBIG 🇮🇳

Jerry Maguire gets a humongous semi for the Manchester Unity after his head kick into the SGI completes a comeback greater than when Zombie Jesus came back from the dead and started handing out candy to all the kids

Buckaroo Soccer has the chance to go get the Soccer Cannons a road trip goalshot with the death strike at the San Diego Burner Bowl but sees the hand denial made after he goes for the wedge kick. The sheets remain unstained as the Lakers look to knot it at threes

4. Their chances of survival are limited without a parent: they’re still kinda small and will likely get hit by another vehicle, die of starvation or just get killed by some other big-ass animal.

3. They get distracted by shiny things: Halfway through plotting vengeance, they’d forget the mission after spotting a discarded donut or a trash can lid.

Asstown Village gets eliminized from the Euro Soccer Cup by PSV, who go aggregize their sorry asses 5 to 4 after their two-game series. U.N.I.M.R.E and De Marcus Rashface were powerless to stop the Atari owned French franchise, from France, from getting a humongous semi.

The African international had been expected to go follow Alexander Hey Arnold in leaving the red uniforms, but will now soccer some more on in Mercy Town. #YouNeverWalkAway

After hanging on in there for an offer from MLS that never came, ‘Mo Salad, with his name like a polite offer from a health conscious Subway server, agrees to go play soccer for Liver Pool some more.

They are actually know as The Rats. Probably some kinda link between Ratatouille and Disney Europe being the only thing people know Paris for

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Don’t forget to go congratulize @PSV

PSV take the victory points against Asstown Village instagram.com/p/DIPZRuGshBF/…