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@DylanKnight @maliagriggs You'll fall asleep and it'll be like we're crewmates all over again!

"I'm about as sexual as a gingerbread man" @maliagriggs @girlchic

@girlchic that's talent. That's why she's famous

@girlchic you're such a slut!!! I love ittt ❤️❤️🍰🍰

"It's about 9 inches..." #OverheardInTheHall

@girlchic like I'm a seniorrrrrr duhhh. Party. Nullification. Southern fairytale

Basket cat @girlchic

@nikkihaley would love to pull the fire alarm on your governorship so we wouldn't have to deal with you

Being asked out at Walmart is never the highlight of my day

@girlchic Jaz was like... Hm snow? Ok I'm done. Return to my throne

John #Boehner looks like a constipated baby who can't keep his head up. #SOTU

Thanks for mentioning research. Now where's my funding? #SOTU

Who is going to win the twitter war? #SOTU or #Snowpocalypse

He could have been an alcoholic if he wanted. #familygossip

"I'm a winker" @tasanjarwalla

You know the undergrads are back when publix is completely stocked with beer and nothing else.

"That place is dripping with pussy" #shittjsays

@girlchic fried chickennn

RT:"@girlchic: Wait, the real university of Arizona or the online university of Arizona? #dealbreaker"

I love when you discover that instead of writing 15 pages for a paper, the minimum requirement is 12.