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In 2017 I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire-Elon Musk-stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com
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You might not have time to read PROJECT 2025-the 900+ page document tRUMP claimed "I know nothing about" while adding "I wish them luck". But surely you have 4 minutes to watch a preview of the apocalyptic horrors to come if he gets a 2nd term.
WATCH THIS & SPREAD THE WORD!!!
The Lincoln Project@ProjectLincoln
Donald Trump’s plan for America is no secret. Beating Trump this November is the only mission. The Lincoln Project invites you to take a peek at the terrible future Donald Trump would impose on America.
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@IKEAUSA - I see that the TORKIS is on its last chance, but in my house it lives on. My pups thank you for the great product and its years of service to their sleep.


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For all the people who wanted an album of me singing live, this is my holiday gift to you. For the Tiny Desk & Masked Singer fans & everyone in between, you ain’t heard nothing yet 😂 Thank you all for supporting me through this wild journey. GO STREAM THAT THING AND WATCH THE FULL PERFORMANCE ON YOUTUBE 🎤🎤🎤 music.empi.re/ontoplive
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@Target - are you f*cking kidding me? In 27 years of living in this house, it's the first time EVER a driver has left a package in my garden instead of on the porch. #failedsohard

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Tonight, I am once again grateful for my wife Sharon’s medical team. Today we completed her final surgery of round 2 w cancer Novant - UVA Health did this w her in the Pink glove dance completion 9 years ago - 👍 to survivors and families everywhere 🎀
youtu.be/C2FtH4fTGIs

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@TSmoothieCafe I admire how ordering dinner from your people leads to TWICE the amount of the topping I asked to remove. #maliciouscompliance

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No better reason to take a break than to build a little something while watching #LEGOCon2022
#LEGOCON
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The irony of ordering dinner out to offset a rough day, and then the fries guy at @FiveGuys fucks you again. Imma give today up for done.

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Some thoughts on today.... steady.substack.com/p/outrage-and-…
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