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@AZ4sco 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

if i was a man i would post my veiny hand on a chopping board

@YBGh57 don’t wanna be w someone that cant choose me

i’d rather die than be with a man i have to fight another woman for

@fuckthirtfive and then marry the woman yesss you’re sooo onto something here

@blessedbybladee OMG POST UR THOTSSSS

watching obsession in terrible weather tomorrow #peak

@inh3rit and moving to all the girls in one friend group

@user423637 And two time e-bints in DMs after promising small Nikkah to both of them yeah

@lilboobieee good point

@user423637 don’t tell gender norms stop you twin

@joblesssigma 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@OrangeMentosSzn @Azosc02 sure unc lets get you to bed

@user423637 @Azosc02 the bit where dwight has to eat all the shiz he stocked in case of an apocalypse and jim is teasing him about when it could happen and they start with like 1 week and then 2 week and so on

One of my followers is unintentionally the funniest person ever, but I refuse to give them the satisfaction of knowing it 😬😋

@OrangeMentosSzn @Azosc02 i’ve watched the office a million times

@user423637 @Azosc02 uncultured..

@Azosc02 @OrangeMentosSzn no i wont accept defeat

@user423637 @OrangeMentosSzn Ngl js delete the tweets and all the noise goes

@pandpunfiltered on that asap

@Azosc02 @OrangeMentosSzn my dms are off bc im not insane so i was being burnt at stake publicly at a much larger scale

@user423637 @OrangeMentosSzn Nothing worse than sleeping and waking up to 500 quotes and DMs

@Azosc02 @OrangeMentosSzn this tweet gave me ptsd

@user423637 @OrangeMentosSzn Got called a rape apologist when I backed you smh

@Azosc02 @OrangeMentosSzn how i felt reading that bc what is he on about😭😭😭😭😭

@OrangeMentosSzn @user423637

@OrangeMentosSzn @Azosc02 what am i catfishing im faceless

@user423637 @Azosc02 u may be a catfish though.. if u are found to be too funny

@Azosc02 @OrangeMentosSzn grade A hater man

@OrangeMentosSzn @user423637