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mark the day because i’m gonna say it. kyle cooke’s crashout tonight was totally reasonable

turned my outlook notifications off this semester, best idea eveerrrrrrr i’ve literally been so zen

at the point in my identity crisis where i will either dye my hair blonde or chop it all off. suggestions?

happy mother’s day to my mom who i call at every minor inconvenience because in my head she is chatgpt

nightmare blunt rotation is probably jake paul, me in highschool, and trump

@blueeban1sters what’s peptides

I swear to god if I get ghosted one more time I’m going on peptides

@blueeban1sters real question, why wouldn’t she be

Wait why is Lorde doing whippets??

i wish i could work at a DSW because everyone there is so bad at their job

i want to live the reality tv star post-scandal hero arc rush so badly

god i am so good at life. just walked to the dispensary, bought a gummy, ordered grubhub so it’d arrive at the exact time i was home from the dispensary, took the gummy before my walk home so it’d hit at the exact time i started eating my pho. i have this thing down to an art

@gonegirlfriend omg i can’t unsee it

she's morphing into kristen doute x.com/pinklivias/sta…

@cammiemark genuinely had to rewind and watch again

Production adding this horror music to the West and Ciara scene? #SummerHouse

i wonder what demons i was fighting when i booked an 8 pm solidcore class for after my 8 hour work shift

@blueeban1sters girl what

Everytime my vape dies I get post nut clarity

now that i think about it i have never seen a photo of micheal jordan ever

found out today that micheal b jordan and micheal jordan are two different people. this whole time i thought micheal b jordan had a whole highschool musical thing going on where he was a basketball player turned to star actor fml

@oomfabelle you get used to it

Starting rhoslc from the beginning and I’m just supposed to accept this woman is married to her step grandpa?

i wonder if the people who went on age of attraction kept their jobs when that shit aired

today my heart and prayers go out to the women who bring their cheating boyfriends on temptation island

saw someone from my highschool post their engagement announcement while i was (jobless and single) spam calling my mom for the netflix password. i am tonight’s biggest loser