Vance Sinclair Rutherford

Brought a salad into work for lunch yesterday only to contract the serial #shitting virus going around #neveragain

Been at a local library for about 20 minutes and the only thinking I’ve done has been whether or not I should stroke my shit in the bathroom #crazystyle

@RapeCod we need to talk.

@vinny45x #not one of us

Anyone else hate this fag ? #mallettothedome

Flying at 3 quarters mast at best tonight #generational

The solidarity of retirement and divorce has turned my dad #gay

5th of July might be the single worst day of the year #sohungnotinmypants

youtu.be/AjzKaqlzfBc?is… Ian Kinsler lover

I love Ian Kinsler

Since starting my #postgrad job, I can confidently say my nuts have grown half an inch of #droop

Yes, I did. In fact, I made all 8 purchases.

@scootdickerson I was at a bar and there were only 3s there too. Nobody blasted me for not going home empty handed!

they only had 3’s dont blast me, but what do we have here!

Dear Lord what I would do to #larp being a Brazil fan at this match #mexican #titties

TYPICAL

Bartender at happy hour since 3 pm has some #cannons #rackattack

@user1235505 What was his name ? #faggot #littleboylover

“That’s not where the hole is” - heard this the past 2 days in very different ways #broke90 #sexhaver

Tapped into the #stillaustin today. Retirement is treating ol’ Vance particularly well

Squirts wearing a white Henley quarter button waffle #coulditbemoregay

My name is max ponder freeman and you should look at all of my previous posts. #4PF

@user1235505 Extenuating circumstances drew that semester down far.

@user90210679 Senior fall at 5 is a hot take Vance, do respect the sophomore fall 3

1. Senior spring 2. Freshman spring (pledge) 3. Sophomore fall 4. Junior spring 5. Senior fall 6. Junior fall 7. Sophomore spring 8. Freshman fall