karl stole my sausage

i think this might be my best work yet.

how i be

they should do a version of the pitt about four billionaire siblings who all want to run their father's evil company

a person who thinks all the time

went to college after 2 months.

@f3m4lehyster1a I'll take one for the team 😔

on demand 10 minute ke liye bas ek ladka chaiye fir wo mar jaye ma chudye

humidity is fucking me in the ass.

@ikohoes mujhe toh mil gaye 😝

ikoho ke shoes kabhi stock mein hote hi nahi yaar.

@lonerondeck ┐⁠(⁠‘⁠～⁠`⁠;⁠)⁠┌

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

aap se koi kyu pyaar karega? 💔

@m0shiim0shiii malai khatam 🥀

ghee khatam 💔

i can't go on living like this. something needs to change.

mel king’s letterboxd account #thepitt

i think the demographic of women i wanna date won't be using hinge.

@Daisydayfr daddy chill

mereko ho rha hai bhayankaaaaarr stress!!

@rudranshhshukla i miss you

I miss her

@breakebaad if you have any more suggestions then please feel free to share them as well.

@userizzlonely try depeche mode 🦭

i need some new music to listen to. please.

@breakebaad i really liked the few songs i listened to, thank you!

@laavastillhates you know.

@userizzlonely heyy yash! i’m good how have you been

saw this and thought that it is perhaps because of all the love and kindness that your parents try to instill in you all your life that you turn out to be horrible human beings. maybe.

@breakebaad i'm down for anything.

@userizzlonely lmk what kind 🙂‍↕️

i could never be a fake cinephile; leave me with a 50 inch tv that can run torrent and stremio and you'll find that i have not moved in forever with the knowledge of the entire history of cinema