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@oldtownprincess I don’t blame the lobster she looks so scrumptious yummy delishus
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You’re laughing. Binky is beating eaten by a lobster and you’re laughing.
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Plucked my belly button hairs for the Tyler Childers concert
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I’m an anthropologist studying the Midwest Cowboy effect at ground 0: Tyler Childers concert at Wrigley
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@oldtownprincess If I were your hostess I would seat you close to me ☺️
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I seem to have the type of face that says “give me the worst table in the restaurant”
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I was victimized again
diva@msfiggynewton
The Trader Joe’s gf pizza gives me the most insane shits
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So the difference between thick and fat is big butt vs Fupa. Right?
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Did they have to set her on fire ? I don’t see how this is necessary. Will she explode?
Imperio Estoico.@ImperioEstoico
En China, una cerda tenía el vientre muy hinchado, por lo que el veterinario le extrajo el gas. Al encender el tubo de extracción insertado, se pudo controlar la cantidad de gas presente en el interior de la cerda, lo que permitió retirar la aguja a tiempo y evitar dañar sus tejidos internos
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