my followers trash

do you think cavemen had any regard for personal space or would they be bussin nuts 5 feet away from each other

forgive me father for i have cummed in my sneakers

you want me to eat baby carrots? no thanks man, i’m not gay.

anyone named courtney isn’t a real person

counting my cash while your mom has her cranium on my cock

😣🥺😔

girls who use snapchat filters got granny pussy

What if R Kelly just came out and played the craziest April fools joke ever

@MrGoochMan @myDICKswole god damn my dick hard

@myDICKswole FACTS 🤘🏻

people that think drake is that goat are the same people that drink amsterdam at high school parties

@scoobydoobyz i’m the only one who gets this

green beans are kinda spicy

when’s this guy gonna realize no one gives a fuck what he says

me: *eating baby back ribs* are these gluten free? secretary at the abortion clinic:

nothing beats the crisp taste of a redd’s apple ale! #Ad

you might think sex is great, but have you ever felt the warm embrace of an emotionally stable woman? me either.

i pray that you’re having a great day, my lord. @CaucasianJames

if your birthday is december 14th your mom got cream pie’d on pi day #PiDay2019

#letharrisintofieldhouse finally something we can all get behind

boners are weird as fuck man think about it. just a fuckin blood sword. #instagramdown