Us the series

Kickstarter for our last episode! kickstarter.com/projects/83714… Previous episodes (including the short "Giselle"): ustheseries.com

Confused by #cryptocurrency and #blockchaintechnology? We're raising funds for our latest and last short film in the series, JAMIE! kickstarter.com/projects/83714… Check it out! Spread the word.

In a relationship, you don’t want to smother your partner. CSI can trace the pillow fibers and shit. #ustheseries

We're not playing "hard-to-get"... we're just teasing you a little bit. More updates to come! vimeo.com/121224485

Using Twitter is 1/3 creating new content; 2/3 repeating content you wish you had created. newyorker.com/magazine/2015/…

This is North Korea hackers. We do not approved of #Ustheseries. Do not watch series when released. Capitalist American pigs are warned.

#ValentinesDay separates the mindless hordes of happy, romantic couples and the mindless hordes of people who watch Showtime.

Things missing from #Ustheseries: sassy best friend character, wedding interruption and nipples. No, wait, we do have that last one.

I find myself more impressed by relationships when I don’t have to read about them on Facebook.

Things analyzed in “#Ustheseries”: When to say, “I love you,” watching your date dance with somebody else, and, obviously, Karl Malone.