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Sully@SullyTalkz
It's time to put Bruno Fernandes in some serious conversations. Generational footballer whose name is now cemented in the history books.
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@Asibuahgh @FabrizioRomano its 21 for la liga too by messi and bruno didn't have scrubs like eibar to statpad against 👎😹👎
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🚨 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes breaks Kevin De Bruyne and Thierry Henry’s record for most assists in a single Premier League season.
21 assists delivered this season. 👑🇵🇹
History. 🎞️
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@Sultan0fSwagg @nocontextmemes age nothing but a number, i treated this shit myself at 23 and my ding dong works fine. just get the warm water and get stretching. dont get cut, the hypersensitivity of ur tip post circumcision gonna be ahhhhhh.
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@mitolikesmovies @RivalsAssembled if jeff was released now, he'll feel out of place as well
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@RivalsAssembled first character that really feels out of place imo
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@_Olajide_1 why do I get these engagement bait slop tweets on my TL with a bunch of melts in the replies?
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They’re talking about his assists like he’s breaking the PL record 😭
King Phelz@KingPhelz
Almost there ⏳
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@rishabhg21 @hackSultan yes but this is under the assumption that all the animals have equal weight, what if two animals of the same kind have different weight?
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My father in-law is a mathematician at MIT, I showed him this and he said. “We can’t solve it, it’s not solvable”
Jenny@Jennnyyyyyy
What is the weight of Lion? 🤔 Difficulty - Medium Pro 🤠
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one good season and he’s no longer in the worst signing conversation, wow
Fondre@UTDFondree
Who’s been the worst Manchester United signing here?
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This is the first time I see Pedri under pressure 😭😭😭
Viralitity@Viralitity
Even Pedri isn’t safe. What hope do we have? 💀📱
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@utdjoz @TheWalker_07 @capitalspidey Wolves don't live far enough away from their pack to warrant gathering them.
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@CodeFredAlert @TheWalker_07 @capitalspidey dont wolves howl to signal their location to their pack and gather them
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@TheWalker_07 @capitalspidey The funny thing is that, the reason why wolves howl is the exact opposite of "assemble" It's usually "this is my property. Stay off of my lawn."
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this is so stupid. he’s just celebrating like everyone else why have they made him out to be special 😭
UF@UtdFaithfuls
Benjamin Sesko's agency are looking for this United fan to surprise him for celebrating Sesko's first Old Trafford goal so passionately. ❤️
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@AJ_MUFC25 @adamjoseph @MarcusRashford what about them? he's been one of the better players we've had in the past decade
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Happy birthday, @MarcusRashford. One of the biggest bright spots of the past decade. It makes me sad he'll never play for Manchester United again, but I'm also happy to see him thriving at Barcelona.
What he has achieved as a footballer & human being is incredible, for all of these reasons I'll always want him to do well. He might be divisive for some, but not for me - not after everything he gave to the club.
138 goals, 78 assists, 5 trophies & countless memories.
Manchester United@ManUtd
Happy birthday, @MarcusRashford 🥳
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@TheFergusonWay it's insane that there's a possibility that in the future video footage cannot be admissible as evidence in court due to risk of being tampered with by AI
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We are so unbelievably f**ked, and the worst part is every single one of us saw it coming from miles away.
Del@TheCartelDel
Yeah. We're fucked, tbh
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@adamjoseph @MarcusRashford He’s literally been a virus to the football club . TF u talking about ‘bright spot’.
The club is finally healing by replacing him with Cunha.
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@AmorimEra_ I am doing squats right now. (Shouldn't be on the app though).
These fake nonsensical posts by Rashford mean fck all.
Everyone works out.
The edge is running like a mad man on the pitch, not posting workout photos.
It's just PR.
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🚨📸 | Marcus Rashford via Instagram:
“48 hours back home”
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we’re acc witnessing united’s banter era transfer to liverpool right before our eyes wtf
Crystal Palace F.C.@CPFC
Taking on Liverpool, again. This time in the @Carabao_Cup.
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Bro is talking about hating on Wirtz when Cunha has 0 G/A in 9 games.
(fan) Trey@UTDTrey
Liverpool fans saying where the haters at? Mfs we still here😭
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