𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐳𝐰𝐚 𝐘𝐚𝐤𝐨 𝐌𝐝𝐥𝐮𝐥𝐢

“..Babe I lost my job..”

I used to kiss with my eyes wide open, till I met someone who did the same. From that day, I learnt to humble myself and close my eyes.😭

We eat imbuzi and chickens like amakhanka and impisi do, but we hate them for it….

Aii ngeke izinja lezi zilenhlanhla kubi when It comes to champions league 😂😂😂😭😭😭

Adults who still watch cartoons. Retweet this.

Why is it most of amankazana are soo obsessed with fatal seduction?

@dunked05 Phirithi lady

🤺

@dunked05 Mumue uthini kanti😂

@uthabowisdom Oh please

Marriage is not a wedding.

@MboMahocs The way he sang that part 😭😭😭🙌🏿🙏🏿

@uthabowisdom Thabo!!, asilayo imali yokukukhipha✋🏾😭

“..ngiyazi sibaningi..”🎶

Ukunethwa lizulu kungaphezu kwamandla ami, swi 👍, but willingly sokumele ngikhuphe ibhathu ngitshaye i triple jump?

Since it has been declared that Senegal lost 3-0; betting companies what say ye about us who put our life savings on Morocco’s win + over 2.5? Are we moving out of the hood?

The Moroccan Crisis!

Kulabantu okumele behlale bekwazi ukuthi ubathanda boyi two loma ngaze bekhale njani.

@perfectlj I heard they receive self defense training as well

@uthabowisdom By the way.... Baya betha time time. We tend to forget there is a whole ndoda inside that mfazi

I don’t care how feminine they act, my guy don’t pick a fight with a gay person.

“CAF has declared France the winner of the world cup, and Argentina has been asked to hand over the cup.”

Your aesthetics friend when you tell them you just had sadza and eggs:

This is the highest disgrace ever bestowed on our beloved continent. Football must be played on the pitch not in boardrooms.

@SlimThugga19 Worse ngile africabet

@uthabowisdom Mwos

Gents I need a Wafa Wafa slip to solve all my problems with just a dollar stake🥺